A True Story About Facebook!!

in r2cornell •  2 years ago 

Hi, All my friends. Let's tell your real life funny story as this contest "Sunday funday contest - competition- Thailand" By @ajerkoff .

First I must say Thank you for good content. It's really what people need today. Especially when the world is not doing so well but we shouldn't lose our humor. And I've gotta say sorry that I've joined the party a little bit late, but Late is better than Never, Right? 😊

My funny story happened at school.

One year ago, I was teaching my little students, 6-7 years old. All of the sudden, I smelled something like poop so I joked around with my students, who farted? No one answered. Then I randomly asked them by name. First, a boy nicknamed Late, did you poop in your pants?(with a smiling face) He said No! Next I asked a boy next to me, named Facebook. Facebook, did you shit in your pants? He nodded. 😳 (I couldn’t believe it, he had to be kidding me.) So I asked him again, did you poop on your pants? “He said yes”. OMG, then I told him to go to the bathroom. Five minutes later he was still in the bathroom. So I asked Late to go look at him. Then Late came back by himself. “Where is Facebook?” I asked. Late said “He’s in the bathroom, he couldn’t find water.” Umm, I went there to see him and told him to come out and you know, I had to help him wash his ass haha. I held the water hose and told him to use his hands but he put his hands in front of himself. OMG, I had to do it I guess, so I used the hose to spray his assss. Well done, then he and I went back to the classroom and the bell was ringing, time was over right away. Next subject...


That is an experience I will never forget. The kid's nickname is Facebook! :D

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Thank you so much for taking the time. Hope you enjoyed my post.

Have a great day!

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      ·  2 years ago  ·  

    I have now had a piss post from @lucylin who by the way lives in Thailand but is English, and a shit post lol - both from Thailand, go figure @rycharde help me out here lol.

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        ·  2 years ago  ·  

      I reblurted - and it wasn't even Thai food!

      Would @dudiland's post count - give her a nudge - I think she's still a bit lost with so many nutters here.

      You may have noticed I haven't posted much - moving house is really boring and deeply time-consuming.

      I'm not sure I wish to tell the tale of being escorted by a pack of ladyboys at 2am down soi sex, urging me to experiment with their new boob-jobs! No, not that one.

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          ·  2 years ago  ·  

        I thought there was one, maybe two, new guys all gushing thailand. You just know mine is gonna be deeply dark and cynical, right!?

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            ·  2 years ago  ·  

          I forgot weird - but much of the weirdness involves monks.

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                ·  2 years ago  ·  

              It is what it is, just keep it real, I had many a surreal experience in Thailand, to that I admit.

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                  ·  2 years ago  ·  

                Oh come on, spill the bloody beans man, I have a ladyboy story too, and will gladly tell it one day, now spill them beans man, building a barn takes more effort than moving your arse from one house to another. 😜😂

                Nutters? This place is full of them lol.

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                    ·  2 years ago  ·  

                  Oh...Damn the shitty things teachers have to do only in Thailand :)

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                      ·  2 years ago  ·  

                    Absolutely, Thailand only!!

                    One experience that I'll never forget. lol

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                        ·  2 years ago  ·  

                      I am sure you don't want any more of those repeated :)

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