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      ·  3 years ago  ·  

    sex is good

    Is it?!?!? Shit. . .Ive never knew that. . . .

    LoL, no need for lube, DW. . .

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      ·  3 years ago  ·  

    May the lord give you many orgasms so you see the light lol.....

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        ·  3 years ago  ·  

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          ·  3 years ago  ·  

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          ·  3 years ago  ·  

        That was quick. . .

        So, whos gonna report who today for sexual harrasement ?!?!?!

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            ·  3 years ago  ·  

          I will, if someone sucks me toooooo quick, but the usual offender regards sex crimes is @frot, and @lucylin is a complete pervert, I dare say they have both been reported to the blurt council of offended people.

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              ·  3 years ago  ·  

            @lucylin is a complete pervert

            Oh yes, he is, but he also reported me with the same accusations 😅😂🤣

            Now the question is, who is more pervert than the other. . . ( i claim its him . . .considering his past. . .)

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                ·  3 years ago  ·  

              Unsure, as I know my own sexual past, but have limited ideas about his, so I will say I am a virgin, and he is a sex god, just because he paid me £50 to say it.

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                  ·  3 years ago  ·  

                I'm starting to get really offended now !!!...

                My good name is being dragged though the mud !! ...(and not in a 'two nubile girls, bikini clad, wrestling ' kind of way)...

                And let me tell you, there's nothing perverted about opening up a....oh ... hang on a minute......let me get back to you.....

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                    ·  3 years ago  ·  

                  I take offence at that !.....for some reason....but I'm not a liberty to tell you what the reason is. - because don't wanna.

                  I never knew there was a council of offended people...Can I join ? (as chairman)

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                      ·  3 years ago  ·  

                    I am offended by you being offended.

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                        ·  3 years ago  ·  

                      I'm reporting you, I think.....(do you have a link ?)

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                          ·  3 years ago  ·  

                        Yes, this should work: www.sensitivesnowflakes.com

                        If you click the top left corner, there is a direct link to my name , and for yours, as a matter of fact.
                        Then you can choose whether its sexual harrassment or 'other' reasons to report .
                        Let me know if you have any issues.

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                            ·  3 years ago  ·  

                          I have lots of issues...

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