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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

and he is a sex god

Oh, he is. . . But he paid me in a different way to be able to say that. . .

You are virgin? Hope someone will fix that on the bali sex trip. . .

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

"bali sex trip. . ." who said it was a sex trip? Not I, I only said bring lube if "you" need it.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

LoL, you are ruining my fantasy 😅😂🤣

Never mind. Not coming anyways. . .@lucylin is boring and wanna stay at home.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

All the really exciting stuff happens at home.....
My stamp collection and up-to-date train times schedules, can attest to this fact !

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Ok that is funny!

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

....that's nothing, you should see my collection of stones...(but it'd probably be too much excitement).

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

LoLoLoL, the rock collection is my thing. . .

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhh.....we don't talk about hive tokens here...

@jerkoff a virgin? ...lolol ---you haven't seen all the time he spends around those pipes...he pretends he'd doing mechanicing, but we all know what he' upto behind his garage doors.
He's not called the 2 stroke fetishist, for no reason...

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Hive tokens. . .right.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I was trying to throw them of the scent....

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

50 blurt ! ....not fifty quid !...

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Liar, my wallet says different, guilty, send him down.
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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

lololol

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

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