I'm starting to get really offended now !!!...
My good name is being dragged though the mud !! ...(and not in a 'two nubile girls, bikini clad, wrestling ' kind of way)...
And let me tell you, there's nothing perverted about opening up a....oh ... hang on a minute......let me get back to you.....
You dont have no 'good name'. . .
If offends me that you think you do. . . .
I don't?...I though I was seen as the steadfast pillar of the community...oh, bugger...
it offends me, that you're offended...
One day you two will "get a room"
...get your head out of the sewer.....lol
......anyways, why just a room ?.....a full house offers so many more opportunities....
I thought we were ok in the garden with the snakes. . .
We are sitting right next to each other and typing messages back to you pretending we are on the other side of the world. . .