It's of no coincidence that i have regular visits from a cat called Love .
Mostly he just sit's and listens to the info i might have for him .
At party's in the local bar you will find him hang around to ,.. observing most of the time , learning all about human social behavior .
But i said enough now ,. i want to keep my rep good with the cat's .
So they keep me informed on the voice from the frozen South .
I would not dare to stroke a pussy in the wrong direction .
;-)
A most dangerous thing to do, sir !
Never share secrets with others that a cat told you .
They will stop keeping your house rodent free , they will place death small animals like frogs , birds and rodents inside your house at the door mat while performing witchcraft on you . They will release birds rodents small-snakes and frogs , still alive , in your living-room .
Then finally , no matter what you are or identify as , they will turn you in to a old senile cat lady living with over 57 cats . And when rendered totally useless , friendly purring cats will trip you and make you brake your neck , leaving you parallelized . They will not call for help , they will watch you suffer for a few days , they might even stretch your suffering true healing purring sessions . But for sure , before you die they will eat of your face .
OHH ! fuck ,.. i am exposing cat secrets ,.. well might as well give one more before they come for me .
One of there biggest secrets ,.. ( i expose for i think we all just should be honest ) ( cat's included ) ( we should share our views for a better world ) ,. For mental freedom !
Cats believe that the giant holly Pussy squirted out the whole universe including God .
HAIL TO THE HOLLY PUSSY !
Well i am off , getting me some mouse trap's and some dogs that bark hole day .
;-)