Blurtconnect Games Season-2 Week-2-Open Mic Comedy-The Doctor Faints-Team Bloodline

in r2cornell โ€ขย  2 years agoย 

I usually visit the hospitals as part of my routine to care for the physical and spiritual needs of the patients. This particular day was special as I didn't just visit the regular and usual hospitals, but a Psychiatric Hospital ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚. While the conversation between the Medical Director of the Clinic and I lasted, I made bold to ask him the question:

Sir, you know your work is a special calling that demands an appreciable amount of patience. So what can you say is your most frustrating moment with your patients ๐Ÿค”?

Taking a deep sigh, the Doctor responded. I wanted to release 3 mad people from the hospital. I asked the 1st mad man: 2+2 = ? He replied: 3,700
You are really mad, I said ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ™„.

The second mad man replied: 2+2 = Wednesday.
You are not far from death, I said ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ.

The third mad man answered, 2+2 = 4.
In my amazement I shouted BRAVOOO! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคฃ How did u get the answer? I asked.
He replied, "I divided 3,700 by Wednesday. ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘บ

Haba! At this moment I collapsed.
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

As I listened I also collapsed ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜.
And I dared not ask any further questions.

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ย  ยท ย 2 years agoย  ยท ย 

This is really funny ๐Ÿคฃ

ย  ยท ย 2 years agoย  ยท ย 

Am glad you cracked your ribs. Cheers!

ย  ยท ย 2 years agoย  ยท ย 

This is hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh

ย  ยท ย 2 years agoย  ยท ย 

My pleasure ๐Ÿ™. Cheers!

ย  ยท ย 2 years agoย  ยท ย 

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ย  ยท ย 2 years agoย  ยท ย 

โ€i divided 3,700 by Wednesdayโ€

Hahaha๐Ÿ˜‚
This is priceless
I started my day laughing at this, thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š

ย  ยท ย 2 years agoย  ยท ย 

Thanks crony am glad you could begin your day with a smile coming from me. Cheers!

ย  ยท ย 2 years agoย  ยท ย 

Oh no, when I taught he had recovered ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜….


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ย  ยท ย 2 years agoย  ยท ย 

Not at all ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ.

ย  ยท ย 2 years agoย  ยท ย 

This is so heartbreaking to the doctor, I just can't believe it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.


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ย  ยท ย 2 years agoย  ยท ย 

Yeah so heartbroken ๐Ÿ’” was he. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…. When he felt he had gotten one good one among them, rather back to square one was his lot. Haha ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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Am glad you laughed out loudly to this. Yeah

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