Blurtconnect Games Season 2-week 2 - Open Mic Comedy - @joelmaxwell Entry

in openmic •  2 years ago 

Hello everyone, good afternoon, hope you guys day is actually going on well, It is a pleasure to make my entry to this open mic comedy contest and my comedy is about an accident between a rich man and the young Driver

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So one day a rich man went out with his brand new tear rubber benz and while his was going to work along the road he mistakenly hit the bumper of a young driver driving corolla 1994 model with his girlfriend.(big wahala).

The girlfriend shouted at the boyfriend(driver) break that foolish man side mirror, the stupid driver just to impress the girl came down from his car and broke the side mirror of the man tear rubber benz 🤪🤪🤪.

The rich man came down and make a call to his mechanic.

RICH MAN : okon, please how much is corolla 1994 model bumper.

MECHANIC : Sir original is 14,000 and fake one is 10,000

RICH MAN : Bring 15 original, to college road immediately am waiting.

The mechanic arrived the location and fix one of the bumper in the driver's car and the rich man freely give the driver extra 14 bumpers.

The driver laugh and said let me call my mechanic too.

DRIVER : Hello haruna, how much is tear rubber benz e class side mirror.

HARUNA : Sir, it is 2 million for original, fake 1.4 million.

DRIVER: Haruna, I don't mean the car, it is the side mirror am talking about.

HARUNA : Sir, that is the price.

It was then that he realized his follishness and started crying, he had to call back the mechanic again.

DRIVER : Haruna, please how much is the worth of my car, corolla 1994 model, please help me

HARUNA : Sir, 150,0000.

That is how he fainted and woke up in the police custody.

Thank you blurt-connectng for the contest

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