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  ·  2 years ago  ·  

...(that was joke - I don't see you as cow, whatsoever)

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

oh, and I have legs....

oh bummer I was too slow with a legless joke then AND I like cows so you can call me one any day.

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

You are NOT a cow, you're a very naughty girl (says Brian's mum from monty python).

I now see you like this...

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...this imagery will now also make me 27.56% funnier.
(incentives are a thing, ok?)

that is exactly what I look like yeh, in my dreams. I will picture you like this -

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  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Doxxing !....who gave you my photo ?

your mum