make em Laff, make em Laaaaffff

in lols •  3 years ago  (edited)

They say the best way to get a message across is to make people laugh. I have always tried to add a bit of humour to my own articles and just today got a lovely 'critique' of my Germ Theory an Idiot's Guide.

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I know it's not hilarious more of a bit titter-worthy in parts. I may be a bit 'dry' for some people's taste - meaning not everyone 'gets' me.

So I leave the big laffs to others mostly and when I come across a funny take I just have to share. So here's a dramatic funny guy -

In light of how the 'woke' mentality destroyed almost the whole comedy section of entertainment pre-covid it's great to see some still keeping it up. Through 2016 - 20 I was following a bright young comedian called Alastair Williams after I saw his excellent skit about Brexit.


He was gradually banned from performing anywhere and had to set up his own channel where he took the piss out of every mainstream view which popped up doing 'live' shows on YT and into the covid era. They eventually banned him from youtube too.

He seemed to go slightly mad gradually over those years, he became a Q'tard and Trump lover then he found God and shaved his head. He's still around but sadly not as funny these days. If he gets back to doing stand-up tho maybe he will rejuice his funny bone. I hope so.

The powers that be are obviously aware of the 'make em laff' rule. Have you noticed how unfunny everything is now? Where did all those political commentary type comedians go? They're all gone. The world is getting less and less laughs. It's a shame, when we need them most. Bring me more comedians please.

Memes are great but I want more comedians.
Here's a really unfunny website about how healthy laughing is for you - https://www.helpguide.org/articles/mental-health/laughter-is-the-best-medicine.htm (It's really not funny tho.)

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Crickets 😐

hahahahahaha genius

  ·  3 years ago  ·   (edited)

I object! (your honor).

Laughter , and indeed anything even approaching a smile, needs to be severely punished.
Personally, I think any signs of mirth needs to be a sliding scale of punishment.

Obviously, this is just an outline, but something like:
Smiling more than once day in a full week period - Pull a finger nail out.
Chuckling - Cut a finger off (after pulling the nail out, obviously.

Anything more than a chuckle is the death penalty, with the strength of the laughter deciding on the the type of death.
Hung, drawn and quartering for hysterical ,peeing yourself, laughter all the way down to a simple bullet for a gentle guffaw.

I was also thinking that we need the same kind of rules for intelligence as well, but with the tight correlation between sense of humor, laughter, and intelligence, it already seems to be covered...

have you ever thought of doing stand-up?
I may have been a bit hasty with my 'I'd vote for you' comment looking at this new manifesto. Bit harsh especially on the tittering.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

have you ever thought of doing stand-up?

I've got no legs you insensitive cow !

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

...(that was joke - I don't see you as cow, whatsoever)

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

oh, and I have legs....

oh bummer I was too slow with a legless joke then AND I like cows so you can call me one any day.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

You are NOT a cow, you're a very naughty girl (says Brian's mum from monty python).

I now see you like this...

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...this imagery will now also make me 27.56% funnier.
(incentives are a thing, ok?)

that is exactly what I look like yeh, in my dreams. I will picture you like this -

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I loved the first video. Watched it twice with my wife. It's so funny. And I'm not one of those. Glad I made it till now. lol I love the intellectual humor. It's true that those who are pushing for this are so funny. lol

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Here is an other one :

Oh my god, that's really great. lol

Pretty much real life right there, which is getting funnier by the day too. Thanx for contributing.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Haha, JP Sears has a similar take, lots of fun sarcasm. It really is that ridiculous though! So many causes, and none of them make sense 😆

  ·  3 years ago  ·   (edited)

Go Putin go.

Joke, right? 😂

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