RE: make em Laff, make em Laaaaffff

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make em Laff, make em Laaaaffff

in lols •  2 years ago  (edited)

I object! (your honor).

Laughter , and indeed anything even approaching a smile, needs to be severely punished.
Personally, I think any signs of mirth needs to be a sliding scale of punishment.

Obviously, this is just an outline, but something like:
Smiling more than once day in a full week period - Pull a finger nail out.
Chuckling - Cut a finger off (after pulling the nail out, obviously.

Anything more than a chuckle is the death penalty, with the strength of the laughter deciding on the the type of death.
Hung, drawn and quartering for hysterical ,peeing yourself, laughter all the way down to a simple bullet for a gentle guffaw.

I was also thinking that we need the same kind of rules for intelligence as well, but with the tight correlation between sense of humor, laughter, and intelligence, it already seems to be covered...

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have you ever thought of doing stand-up?
I may have been a bit hasty with my 'I'd vote for you' comment looking at this new manifesto. Bit harsh especially on the tittering.

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have you ever thought of doing stand-up?

I've got no legs you insensitive cow !

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...(that was joke - I don't see you as cow, whatsoever)

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oh, and I have legs....

oh bummer I was too slow with a legless joke then AND I like cows so you can call me one any day.

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You are NOT a cow, you're a very naughty girl (says Brian's mum from monty python).

I now see you like this...

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...this imagery will now also make me 27.56% funnier.
(incentives are a thing, ok?)

that is exactly what I look like yeh, in my dreams. I will picture you like this -

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Doxxing !....who gave you my photo ?