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  ·  2 years ago  ·  

LoL, i cant believe you 😅. . .thinking that noone can see this 😅 😂🤣
Are we still on this topic?
No room. . . Theres nothing. . .
Innocent flirtation. . .and maybe a little platonic crush from my side, but it happens to me with all men who fits into my type (the middle aged, highly intelligent, knows their shit, very good humor, woke AF, while being a bit of a naughty boy kind). . .(i like being entertained on high quality level 😅. That is my thing. . .)
The fact that this particular one is on the other side of the planet, and is not available, makes it a safe game, as i am protected from very regretable choices 😅 , which would be a risk without those two factors. So let the girl have her fun, and it will burn out soon. . .
Now that it has been said loud and clear, and everybody knows, can we grow up and move on?

And stop putting pictures of ice cream cocks on posts about children 😅😂🤣

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

The ice-cream is just that, you got triggered by it, not it by you, it is inanimate and tomorrow it will be brown, and my natural bodily functions shall and will expel it.

"which would be a risk without those two factors. So let the girl have her fun, and it will burn out soon. . .
Now that it has been said loud and clear, and everybody knows, can we grow up and move on?"

Nope, I like my inner child, it was more fun than being an adult, as I dislike shittey monopoly money backed by nothing, feck me I can print that and have armies.

Now you two get a room, I will even pay :-)

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Nope, I like my inner child, it was more fun than being an adult

Ok, agreed. I just had to rant 😅😂🤣

Can you pay the most expensive villa somewhere fancy? Im thinking of Turks and Caikos. . .(i need some sun, england is too cold atm)

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Only if I can spank you, shhh you are bringing out my inner instinct out lol, now about my 8 inches ice cream again?
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I will treat you to my limousine too

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Pffft. I might just mute you both 🙈

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

I've tried to mute myself 32 times, but it won't let me...

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

But it is my page?

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Still, I'll mute you on your page, so much you can even hear yourself. . .

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

I will only turn up the volume, I am petulant and just like everyone else, I never grew up. 😀

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Now you two get a room, I will even pay :-)

See if you can negotiate a long haul flight as well !

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Nope, I like my inner child, it was more fun than being an adult,

Well said, sir !

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Hence why I bought the farm, I can ride like I am still a child, when I fall off (twice so far) I bounce and grass does not hurt 😂

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

I found my 'on road spills' to have a lot more pain involved than any off road ones, that's for sure...

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Innocent flirtation ?..what's that then ?

Now that it has been said loud and clear, and everybody knows....

They do ?..bloody hell, I wish I'd known about it...

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

LooooL 🙈😅😂🤣
I dont know, i blame mercury retrograde 😅😂🤣

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

woke AF

Excuse me!..Do not tarnish me with such blasphemy.
Awake yes.
Woke?..fuck no!

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

LoooL, i was looking forward to the comments on my blow up 😅😂🤣🙈

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Awake

What i meant. . . Me no speak english. . .

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

lol