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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

lol. you wanker

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

lol..it's a natural talent...I don't have to work at it.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I concur.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

You are thinking about your boyfriend @frot not I.

🤣🤣🤣

@ajerkoff Bro, you've been exposed... motorcycles, guns and hoes... 😱 and here I thought you were just some online keyboard gangster... 🤪 you're the real deal! 🤣

Monday is also Fun Day, because it rhymes with Sunday... so I'll be taking the piss for another 24 hours! 😉 Tomorrow we can get back to being serious tin-foil geeks! 🤓 Or is Tuesday, Booze Day?! 🤔

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Every day is booze day this week, my barn just collapsed and ruined my motorbike collection.

NO WAY!!! 🥺 I just saw the post but haven't a chance to read it yet!

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

oh, fuck off...seriously ?
Sorry matey.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Only part of it, and I can fix the bikes and barn.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I have total faith in your ability to do so...

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Cheers brother.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I can't even begin to tell you about his sick fetish - but it involves his hands, and 2 strokes....

😂🤦‍♂️