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  ·  2 years ago  ·  

We did, but it turned out to be a scam 😅😂🤣
He is not really a penguin, and i have found myself on a set, shooting porn 😅😂🤣

So don't be jealous of me 😉

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

PORN, have you told your mother?
I think the penguin met his intellectual match with you, he might be scarred or scared now, rub his belly a little, it may just be a case of indigestion, just beware the slime.

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

I think the penguin met his intellectual match with you, he might be scarred or scared now,

LoL, he sure had no idea who he was picking on, all those weeks ago, when i smothered myself in avocado 😅😂🤣
Bet he regrets it now 🤣
I sure am having fun. . .lol
(Sometimes i feel its only you two who gets me on this platform 😅😂🤣)

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

picking on ?...pffft - I can't remember going so easy on someone...

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

But . . .but. . . Im a victim!!!!

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Oi ! .....get off my gif !lolol...

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  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Im totally OFFENDED!!!! MUTING YOU NOW!

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

ah shit.... another one....

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

I think the penguin met his intellectual match with you,

Nah.....just waiting for my belly rub...

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Do not hold your breath lol.

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

....while you're having your belly rubbed?..of course not...durr ! lol

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Are you insin uating I am a dullard, retarded thick runt? I am offended, who do I report you to, where are the thought police and my safe space??????

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

lololol - this could be come a running pisstake.....IF I WASN"T SO FUCKING OFFENDED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Now stop, you stole my trggered-ness and that is not fare, give it baaaaaaccccckkkkk.

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  ·  2 years ago  ·  

....I was in the ice bucket, getting hammered on fermented anchovy - you'd gone by the time I emerged

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

LoL.
I better put a disclaimer here too, before the snow falls 😅😂🤣

I was joking!
He is, in fact a penguin. I did NOT do porn. And I am not sexually harrassing Lucylin.

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

....she so is.....

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

LoL!!! File an official complaint. . .
I am innocent 😇

  ·  2 years ago  ·