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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

fetishtard

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

You look like a retarded penguin, just saying, maybe a make over would help, want to borrow my clippers? It is xmas after all, mind the furballs bud, cough, furball, :-)

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Would you please stop flirting with me !!!...people are starting to talk...

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Fuck me, not literally :-)

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

...there you go again....lol

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Dude, speak to Spike Cohen in the USA, the dude is a legend.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I suffer from turrets syndrome when Jack Daniels gets into me, and today I self identify as offended by anyone and everything.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

lololololol - can we make a club ?..or would that offend you ?lolol

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Did I not say everything offends me till this 1 1/2 litre bottle is gone lol. Amy Winehouse sounds sweet though - Valerie, Quad esl 63 rock.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Ohh suits me sir, suits me, fugly tosser :-)