Have you booked?你記帳了嗎?

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One evening the other day, I received a call, the process is like this~~

"Miss, we are an online shop. You ordered a box of toilet paper on August 6. Do you remember?"

I have a bad memory and I am really not sure if the last time I ordered toilet paper was on this day.

"Which store?" I asked and started looking for the bookkeeping book.

"That's the one****"

"Oh." I answered, because I do buy things from this online e-commerce business on weekdays, so I continued to ask, "How about?"

"That's it. We later discovered that you had the same order that was exactly the same that day, so we called you..."

"Oh. It's been a long time."

"Yes, it's been a long time, we only found out during the reconciliation recently."

While listening to the other person, I have also turned to August in the accounting book, and I am looking for a record of buying things with my card on August 6.

"Are you listening?" The other party asked when he saw that I was too late to answer.

"Yes, I'm checking the accounts..." Do you need to concentrate on checking the accounts?

"..."

"I didn't buy anything that day."

The other party listened, froze for a while, and suddenly yelled loudly, as if he was helpless, "Forget it, I won't talk to you."

He hung up with a snap.

That's it? The play is still half of the show?

I'm more helpless than her, okay? I almost took her words seriously, but they really didn't swipe their card to buy anything on August 6th...

Later, the more I thought about it, the more funny it became.

When the friend heard this, she burst into laughter, "She must have never expected that she would meet someone who keeps accounts even if she buys toilet paper."

In short, now the scams are really getting stronger, and even I know where I usually buy things, how exactly is this done?

the above.

The most important thing is to remind everyone to pay attention to the update of fraud tactics, we always have to keep up.

Also, did everyone keep accounts today? (laugh)

前些日子的某天傍晚，我接到一通電話，過程是這樣的~~

「小姐，我們是網購店家，妳在八月六日有訂了一箱衛生紙，妳還記得嗎?」

我的記性不好，實在不確定上次訂衛生紙是不是在這一天。

「哪一個店家?」我邊問開始邊找記帳的本子。

「就是那個****」

「喔。」我應了聲，因為我平日的確是在這個網路電商買東西，所以就繼續問:「怎麼樣嗎?」

「是這樣的，我們後來發現妳那天有同一筆訂單一模一樣的，所以才打電話給妳......」

「喔。時間有點久了。」

「對，時間有點久了，我們最近在對帳時才發現的。」

邊聽著對方說話的同時，我也已經翻到記帳本的八月，正在找八月六日是否有刷卡買東西的紀錄。

「妳有在聽嗎?」對方見我遲遲不接話便問。

「有啊，我正在查帳......」查帳需要專心好嗎?

「......」

「那天我沒有買東西啊。」

對方聽了，愣了一下，突然大聲哎了一聲，好像很無奈，「算了算了，不跟妳說了。」

啪一聲便掛斷電話。

就這樣?戲還演一半的喔?

我比她更無奈好嗎?差一點就把她的話當真了，只是人家八月六日真的沒刷卡買任何東西啊......

後來越想越覺得好笑。

朋友聽了根本笑爆，「她一定沒想到會遇到一個連有沒有買衛生紙都記帳的人。」

總之，現在的詐騙真的越來越強了，連我平日在哪買東西都知道，這究竟是怎麼辦到的呢?

以上。

最重要的是提醒大家注意詐騙手法的更新，我們總要跟得上才行。

還有，今天大家記帳了嗎?（一笑）