After they had their day BRIGHTONED
They went to Brentford FOUR NOTHING
Now, Liverpool await to do a strong thing
Not London's bridge but United is falling
I need to wake from this nightmare
My feet truly quake, I think I'm scared
The United bond is seriously breaking
The Old Trafford ground is shaking
The land of Manchester is quaking
Not even the brilliance of Ronaldo
Could save them from the roasting
They were roasted like potatoes
Oh! The boys are not really smiling
Not even the saving grace of De Gea
Could stop the goals from banging
Now the Uniteds must be in fear
Their hopes must truly be hanging
Does the manager need to be fired
Are we to put blames of Maguire?
Is Ronaldo still the United's problem
Whose name exactly is to blame
Whatever the problem is
United need help from this crisis