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      ·  10 months ago  ·  

    Fucking idiot: I may be an idiot, but at least I can fuck.
    does finger guns and overtly makes unsettlingly awkward gestures
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      ·  10 months ago  ·  

    I protest, sir !

    I'm the fucking idiot, if you don't mind...go and find your own insult !
    ...I can't fuck, either.

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        ·  10 months ago  ·  

      The lady doth protest too much, methinks. If you words are anything to go by, THIS LADY FUCKS.
      But I don't know fuck about shit, so I guess you got me there.
      https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a9028d04-d8c3-422d-937f-3dda180640e4

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