All you have to do, is look at the jpeg below, and then choose A, B, or C, with a reason why you chose it. (100 words max)...The funniest reason will get bonus points !
Drumroll....
What does this image say to you ?
A/ Put a fork in it, it's done !!
B/ Blurt is conducting a hardfork soon
C/ Blurt has dyslexia.
D/ The marketing and human psychology department in Blurt is truly, truly, astonishing..
All entries will be looked over studiously in one week, and after a minimum of 34.92 seconds judging the entries - A winner will be decided.
Good luck all! - And remember, anyone can choose to stop being a C.U.N.T*. anytime they wish.
Coming up....
Taking Notes, Part 1 - The Interview...
Will dinner be enough for everyone or will we be on a diet?
Yes, I know that option Z does not appear there, but it is still my concern. lol.
PD: I love your sense of humor, I'm glad I found you here. Chance unites when we least expect it.
Greetings from Cuba. (If the translation is bad, blame Google Translate)😉
Ah!..Very good point...I missed that option....
Don't tell people on here that you like my sense of humor- 'the powers that be' (or rather, 'the powerless that like to think they have some power') won't give you any upvotes!
... they hate me!...(pesky liberal haters... lol)...The founder of the site even wanted to freeze my account, after I made his ego fart and fly out of the window.
...That was over a year ago, and he still hasn't gotten over it... (bless), and one of his 'consultants' said they wouldn't upvote me, even if I wrote the next work of Shakespeare!
Oh well....
*I blame google for everything bad in the world, so no problems..
I want you to know that I spent a not-insignificant portion of my Blurt-life-savings just to say
Peace be upon you, and may the powers that be end up the powers that ben't.
Oh... I guess I could've just said "GET BENT, Devs." 😘👍
Are you trying to bribe me with compliments of 'fucking idiot'?...it's sooooo working...excellent initiative, sir!
Fucking idiot: I may be an idiot, but at least I can fuck.
does finger guns and overtly makes unsettlingly awkward gestures
😎
I protest, sir !
I'm the fucking idiot, if you don't mind...go and find your own insult !
...I can't fuck, either.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. If you words are anything to go by, THIS LADY FUCKS.
But I don't know fuck about shit, so I guess you got me there.
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I think it's D, through process of elimination, for these reasons:
1: It can't be [A] because Blurt is about as forkable as a truckstop hooker. (Be careful, trying to do so is dangerous and they will fork you back.)
2: I don't think it's [B] or [C] because I don't know what soft forks or lysdexia are.
3: This is Blatantly obvious. "Astonishing" in the same way as someone who tries to escape a bear by climbing up a tree. And it's not just marketing, it's whoever is making decisions about author rewards, ux/ui, and the vast network of complete clusterfuckery that is Blurtonomics. Do you think they are aware that their pyramid scheme is never going to work if they can't convince people to join it?
Sidenote: The image itself hurts my brain. Purely for less-brain-hurty reasons, I'd prefer if the vertical surfaces were shaded.
Thanks for coming to my Reddtalk!
A most detailed reply, and worthy of being the winners list - of 2 (so far)...
I must say, I still prefer the 'fuckin idiot' approach, though...
So ,. yeah ,.. A , C and D
;-)
lololol - You are the competition winner (so far) !!!!!
...how much blurt will you want ?..lol
Just give me the thin air MD is using to print blurt from .
Nah' ,. i will decline the prize and may you give it to NR. 2 in line .
For i will just delegate it back to you .
;-)
deal !.
...I'll transfer 34,000,000 blurtair to your account (if no one else enters the comp, obviously) in a few days.