Will dinner be enough for everyone or will we be on a diet?
Ah!..Very good point...I missed that option....
Don't tell people on here that you like my sense of humor- 'the powers that be' (or rather, 'the powerless that like to think they have some power') won't give you any upvotes!
... they hate me!...(pesky liberal haters... lol)...The founder of the site even wanted to freeze my account, after I made his ego fart and fly out of the window.
...That was over a year ago, and he still hasn't gotten over it... (bless), and one of his 'consultants' said they wouldn't upvote me, even if I wrote the next work of Shakespeare!
Oh well....
*I blame google for everything bad in the world, so no problems..
I want you to know that I spent a not-insignificant portion of my Blurt-life-savings just to say
Peace be upon you, and may the powers that be end up the powers that ben't.
Oh... I guess I could've just said "GET BENT, Devs." 😘👍
Are you trying to bribe me with compliments of 'fucking idiot'?...it's sooooo working...excellent initiative, sir!
Fucking idiot: I may be an idiot, but at least I can fuck.
does finger guns and overtly makes unsettlingly awkward gestures
😎
I protest, sir !
I'm the fucking idiot, if you don't mind...go and find your own insult !
...I can't fuck, either.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. If you words are anything to go by, THIS LADY FUCKS.
But I don't know fuck about shit, so I guess you got me there.
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