$!@#*% Rant mode at 1000%.

in blurtchef •  3 years ago  (edited)

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Even someone with hands might find this difficult to open

Why is this stupid seal on a jar of peanut butter so hard to remove? This little tab is so small I can't even get my hooves in the right position to open it! I have no thumbs. I flipped it up a little bit after an hour of kicking it around.

Am I supposed to use my teeth after all those awkward years and money spent on braces? I think these peanut butter companies don't want me to eat their product.

I'll simply stomp on it as usual, seems to fix most things.

I think Frank Constanza was on to something here but I think he went mad in the end.

Serenity now, insanity later as Lloyd Braun says

Then again you could put this on, it's ten hours and might be a way of driving someone insane.

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Bananas taste better with peanut butter

Banana, bacon and peanut is the ultimate sandwich. I heard if you fry it it's fit for a king or The King.

Replace mojo with cholesterol in this one, I think Jim had too many of these sandwiches.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

That sandwich had a big punch. He walked on through to the other side a little too early.


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