Even someone with hands might find this difficult to open
Why is this stupid seal on a jar of peanut butter so hard to remove? This little tab is so small I can't even get my hooves in the right position to open it! I have no thumbs. I flipped it up a little bit after an hour of kicking it around.
Am I supposed to use my teeth after all those awkward years and money spent on braces? I think these peanut butter companies don't want me to eat their product.
I'll simply stomp on it as usual, seems to fix most things.
I think Frank Constanza was on to something here but I think he went mad in the end.
Serenity now, insanity later as Lloyd Braun says
Then again you could put this on, it's ten hours and might be a way of driving someone insane.
Bananas taste better with peanut butter
Banana, bacon and peanut is the ultimate sandwich. I heard if you fry it it's fit for a king or The King.
Replace mojo with cholesterol in this one, I think Jim had too many of these sandwiches.
That sandwich had a big punch. He walked on through to the other side a little too early.