I came back to my senses when she asked me what was funny.
I knew from that moment that I have used my hand to bring wahala to myself. The one that broke the camel's back, was when I was eating out with one of my female pal in a restaurant and The queen mother of my life called me on phone.
The conversation went like this..
Phone rings
Me: Hello
My queen mother: (Silence)
Me: Hello, are you there? Can you hear, me?
My queen..: (Silence)...... (More silence)
Me: (Hangs up)
She calls back...
Me: Hello..
My queen..: (Silence)
I was beginning to think it was network until madam decided to break the breathing competition.
My queen: Is it me you are saying hello to?
Me: What should I have said?
She hung up
My friend on the side asked me if I was okay. I explained to her what “my queen” was doing on the phone.
My queen called back, and her being the proper fool that she is, proceeds to ask me if the way I said “Hello” was the way I was supposed to address her. I didn't even know when I burst out laughing, apparently my laughter aggravated her supposed anger and babe hung up again.
She called back and asked me if I was with a woman, I replied yes. She said that was why I was talking to her like that, I kept quiet. She asked me where I was, I told I was in a restaurant, she asked which one, I refuse to disclose. She started ranting. She said I was with another of my girlfriend and I was cheating on her. My friend who was there all along, listening to the back and forth squabbling, asked me to concede our location to her.
In jiffy, babe called me that she was outside the restaurant and that I should come out, I and my friend were done from the restaurant and we both went out. My queen was trying to cause a scene and I wasn't up for it, my friend who had given us space to talk had to come back and asked what the problem was, my queen, shouted at her to get out.
At that point, I knew I was done. The relationship was barely two weeks and I am already hyperventilating. I told her I was done, that I was so done. Babe started crying, I swear I have never seen anything like it, from roaring like a lion to suddenly crying and professing her love for me.
And also saying that all this wouldn't have happened if I had just responded to her properly when she called.
Only I had to leave with my friend immediately, when in my friend's car, I deleted Ms queen mother’s number, blocked her on all social media platforms, broke my sim card, and used my friend's phone to call my cousin, I explained to her what had just happened and she reassured me I was going to be fine, and me to call her if any other issue arises.
Honestly, I was terrified, and visibly shaking. I thought Ms queen mother was going to hurt me or come look for me, but that didn't happen, and for that I am forever grateful.
What a life!
