💰 Dogecoin ETF? From Meme to Wall Street!
Bitwise just filed for a Dogecoin ETF, proving that today’s joke can be tomorrow’s financial product. 🚀
DOGE, the 7th largest crypto ($54B market cap), is now eyeing Wall Street, thanks to the Department of Government Efficiency (yes, with a Doge logo on its website).
"Why not?" said analysts, noting DOGE’s potential as either genius marketing or SEC-approved chaos. Even Elon’s probably smirking somewhere.
DOGE to the moon? Or just another meme turned ETF? Either way, hold onto your Shibas. 🐶💸
🎉 Trump Memecoin Frenzy Breaks Records on Solana!
The TRUMP memecoin sent the crypto world into overdrive, pushing new Solana addresses to an all-time high of nearly 9M daily before Inauguration Day. 🚀
TRUMP token peaked with a $12B market cap but dropped to ~$38 after a wild ride.
Even Melania Trump jumped in with her own memecoin, attracting 500K users within hours.
Critics question the real value of memecoins, but Solana’s network surged to 100M active wallets, proving memes are big business.
Trump’s take? "I launched it, it was successful, that’s all I know." 🤷♂️
Love or hate them, memecoins are here to stay! 🐸🔥
😂 From SOL to GOLD: The Vine Redemption Arc
One trader’s rollercoaster with VINE has analysts talking! 🎢
First, he bought 1M VINE for 20 SOL but sold it too early for 23 SOL before the rally.
Regretting his FOMO, he went big, spending 1463 SOL ($374K) on 26.6M VINE.🍷
Then came the pain—his portfolio dropped 70% (-$270K).
But instead of panic selling, he HODLed like a pro.
Now? His stash is worth nearly $5M, with an unrealized profit of $4.5M.
Lesson learned: diamond hands sometimes win big, even if they sweat first. 💎✋
🏀 LeBron’s Crypto Dunk: From Missed Millions to Quick Losses 💸
Basketball legend LeBron James sold 4.52M $TRUMP tokens at $1 each, missing out on a potential $180M profit. Ouch. 😬
Not learning his lesson, he bought back in with $2.5M—only to sell for $2.43M, taking a $67K loss.
From slam dunks on the court to airballs in crypto. Maybe stick to basketball, King? 😂👏
😂 FOMO Strikes Again! From Riches to Rekt
💵 One trader flipped $1.5M into $5.5M on $TRUMP. Feeling unstoppable, he spotted a Cointelegraph X post about Eric Trump launching $BARRON, an “official” meme coin.
Without hesitation, he YOLO’d $7M into $BARRON.
Plot twist: it was a scam. Eric Trump never launched anything, and Cointelegraph quietly deleted the article.
Result? Rags to riches to rekt—all in just two trades. FOMO hits hard, folks. 🫡💸
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I would like to see DOGE at $5+ by middle of 2025 : ))
My prediction is at around $5. But now with Elon musk appointed as to head the department of government efficiency I see my price prediction moving upward