TRUMP MEME COIN TAKES OFF WHILE WE SLEPT

in blurt •  27 days ago 

🔥 Trump's Meme-Coin Takes Off While We Slept!

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Donald Trump has officially launched his meme token on the Solana blockchain, and it’s already at a $3.8B market cap (FDV $18B!). 💸🚀

Price started at $0.20 and skyrocketed to $18 faster than you could say "Make Crypto Great Again."

💥 Altcoins are being dumped left and right as everyone rushes to grab a piece.

🗣 Did anyone catch the moon ride, or are we all still rubbing our sleepy eyes? 🌕💤

🤣 Trump Meme Coin: Presidential Prank?

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Rumors are swirling that the $TRUMP token wasn’t launched by Donald himself but by his son, Barron! Allegedly, the young genius "borrowed" his dad’s phone to announce the memecoin from his Twitter account.

Meanwhile, the coin's FDV has hit $21 billion, and the price skyrocketed to $22!

👶 A kid’s mischief with presidential consequences! Anyone else cashing in on this "prank"? 😁

😂 $4.4M Lesson in HODLing

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A trader scored 46.5M $AGiXT for $1,756 and sold early for $6,284, pocketing a $4,529 profit.

Not bad, right? Until you find out those tokens are now worth over $4.4M! 💀

Imagine being this trader… or don’t—your mental health will thank you.

What would you do in their shoes? 😅

But wait—before you cry for them, check the token’s liquidity: only $1.5M.

Cashing out that profit would've been a mission impossible. 👀

😂 Pump.fun Faces Legal Heat: Memecoins Gone Wild

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Burwick Law is coming for Pump.fun, claiming the Solana memecoin launchpad turned crypto dreams into rug-pulling nightmares.

Investors say they got memes instead of money, and Burwick’s ready to fight for those empty wallets! 👀

Accusations? Hosting harmful content (yep, even that kind of content) and raking in millions in fees while only 0.4% of users made over $10K—the rest just got rekt. 😁

Even the UK’s FCA said, “Enough!” and banned Pump.fun in December, making it harder for Brits to meme their way to the moon.

The platform paused its chaotic live streams after stunts got too wild, but Burwick says it’s not enough. 🤷

Crypto buzzwords or actual accountability? Stay tuned as this memecoin saga unfolds! 🎭💰

**🇩🇪 Did Germany just learn a valuable lesson? **

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In July, they sold 50,000 seized BTC for $53,000 each, pocketing $2.8 billion.

On the surface, a great deal.

But today? That could’ve been double.

A former finance minister’s recent comment almost feels like a “we could’ve been richer” moment:

It is time to recognize the opportunities of Bitcoin in Germany.

Well, duh.

But hey, it’s not just about crypto—it’s about how countries see the future.

Is it a threat? Or a golden opportunity? Will Germany finally start including crypto in its financial playbook? Time will tell...

if they don’t sell off their next stash by accident.

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  ·  27 days ago  ·  

Sad to see my altcoins dump for this latest Trump token : (

It's just a shake out. Soon the market will recover like nothing actually happened.