DOGE T-SHIRTS FROM TRUMP ARE NOW ON SALE

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DOGE T-shirts from Trump are now on sale!

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It seems the president decided to hype Dogecoin instead of Bitcoin, as he’s saving those for when they might rise in value 😎

And just to add to the excitement, Elon Musk has also tweeted specifically about Dogecoin.

🐸 PEPE: From Meme to Mega Market Cap

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Who needs serious coins when PEPE is out here flipping Uniswap (UNI) and Litecoin (LTC) like pancakes?

🥞 The meme king just hit an $11.37 billion market cap, ranking #20 overall and proving that frogs can fly! 🚀

Fueled by whales adding $1.14 billion in holdings over the weekend PEPE has surged 1,900% YTD.

Moral of the story? Sometimes it’s not about utility—it’s about vibes. 🐸✨

🐿 Peanut Token: A Tragicomedy in the Crypto Jungle

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Mark Longo, mourning his euthanized pets Peanut the Squirrel and Fred the Raccoon, launched the JUSTICE token to honor their memory.

Instead of bringing justice, the token’s value nosedived 99%, proving that tragedy and meme coins are a volatile mix. 💸

👀 Not one to give up, Longo introduced a sequel, $JFP—but history repeated itself with a 67% crash just days after launch.

Ironically, these projects were born after Longo criticized crypto traders for monetizing Peanut’s story through the popular PNUT meme coin.

Now, he seems to be doing the same, unintentionally creating a comedy of errors. 🤷‍♂️

Despite 31,000+ holders, JUSTICE and $JFP feel more like lessons in crypto caution than community redemption.

From viral pets to viral tokens, this saga reminds us: even squirrels can’t save poorly planned meme coins. 🐿📉

💳 FLOKI Partners with Visa & Mastercard: Because Who Needs Fiat Anyway?

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Now you can swipe your way to glory with the Floki Debit Card, letting you spend crypto at millions of merchants worldwide.

Want to buy coffee with $FLOKI? Done. Pizza with $BTC? Easy. ☕️🍕

✨ Key perks:

▪️0% fees (until you top up—then it’s 2%)
▪️Both physical and virtual cards
▪️Supports*8+ blockchains (because one network isn’t enough). 🤪

💸 Pricing?

▪️Physical card: 32 EUR (+shipping).
▪️ Virtual card: A humble 10 EUR.

🇪🇺 Currently available across 31 European countries—no word yet on when the Floki horde expands globally.

Because nothing says “serious financial tool” like a card funded with meme coins. 🐕💳

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