I don't access to my X account and I never got around to using it anyways.
Here's another one for you from https://perchance.org/ai-insult-generator
Ah, @unklebonehead, the digital monument to your unparalleled mediocrity. A veritable treasure trove of musings so bland, even a cat video enthusiast would scroll past it. Your blog is like a deserted library where the books have been replaced by regurgitated internet memes. The only thing more stagnant than the content on your page is the puddle of irony outside it. You, my dear sir, are the personification of a "404 Error: Creativity Not Found." But hey, at least your blog's existence confirms that not all data on the internet is important. Keep up the... well, you know, the thing you do there. It's a hobby, right? Like collecting stale bread or watching paint dry.
OHHHH! Thats good!
Bookmarking that site. Lol.
A little bit less specific, but I suppose it works as a general roast.