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  ·  4 years ago  ·  

I have two cats now, but I used to have 5... Sometimes they did sleep on top of a heater element and I had to lift them when they started teasing each other...

  ·  4 years ago  ·  

So you are a cat guy...

  ·  4 years ago  ·  

I don't need "own" dog if my girlfriend has a dog... Basically when I was younger, my parents had a dog... Recently my dad bought a dog again because cats didn't like him...

  ·  4 years ago  ·  

Cats only like themselves. They may act like they like you at some point but it's only because they think it can benefit themselves at that time.

  ·  4 years ago  ·  

Cats are like stereotypical men... Men like some women only because men benefit from those women... Men don't need women 24/7 every week... Cats don't need humans 24/7 either...

  ·  4 years ago  ·  

Lol 2shay

  ·  4 years ago  ·  

I've discarded 14 girls/women since I was old enough to understand what girls and women were meant for.
With one woman I actually tried twice, because I thought she had changed for better with age, but obviously she wasn't...

I've had a lot of cats, but I have kept them for their whole life.

  ·  4 years ago  ·  

Lol what are girls/women meant for?