Apple cockblocks America's youth

Dear Apple,

Can you please make a product that further distant us from people in public, like family, friends, and strangers we would like to meet? Something even greater than a cellphone, maybe more immersive so we can have a total disconnect from reality. Also so we can play video games while we drive or walk down the street.

Apple:
"We bring you the Apple Vision Pro! Now you can look like a full time nerd and make you completely unapproachable. We will guarantee you'll never find or have a human connection in public while you wear our goggles. Buy today and say Goodbye to your offline social life."

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This is all Frank Bacon's fault.
@frankbacon made me do it!