Lab grown meat causes cancer because it's made out of the Immortal Cancer Cells Line of Henrietta Lacks, thank you so much Microsoft Bill Gates for trying to deform humans everywhere. Rodney Dangerfield used to say, "The economy is so bad, I would go onto buses and the warts would literally grow off people's face and hop on you, their noses were so long I thought everybody in my city were witches."

Introducing The Oatmeal Family starring Arnie, M&M, Mars, Peanut Butter, Oatmeal, Kenni, & Ra Ra whatever the Hell he is. Married With Children.