El capitulo 1 acá: https://blurt.blog/vampire/@bigbdp/esp-eng-la-luna-de-miel-the-honeymoon-1-historias-del-camino-stories-of-the-road
Versión en Español:
La luna de miel (Final)
El viejo trailero regresaba de su camión con una pequeña caja en las manos, la abre, contenía un par de pistolas de dardos tranquilizantes con varios disparos, le dio una a Jaime y el tomo la otra.
-Viejo disculpe, con tanto ajetetro no le he preguntado ni su nombre, yo me llamo Jaime, ¿ y que rayos vamos a hacer con estas pistolas de dardos ?.
-Un gusto Jaime, todos me dicen Moncho, son dardos con tranquilizante para elefantes, a una persona normal la noquearía por 2 o 3 días, para un vampiro hecho y derecho seria como recibir una picadura de mosquito, pero por suerte tu esposa lleva menos de 1 hora de haber sido convertida, la noqueara un buen rato y asi no tratarrá de matarte mientras vamos por el vampiro.
-Ok, tenemos que dormirla, buen plan así la dejamos fuera de combate sin hacerle daño!!!.
-Exacto Jaime, debes tener en cuenta que allá arriba no nos vamos a encontrar con tu preciosa, bella y joven esposa, lucharemos contra una vampiresa mas del séquito de Vlad, el tiene total control sobre ella ahora,
ella lo va a defender con garras y colmillos.
-Carajo viejo, ¿ y cual será el plan allá arriba, ubicar su ataúd y clavarle una estaca en el corazón ?.
-Para nuestra mala suerte ese fuera el plan si no estuviéramos tratando de salvar a tu esposa, si esperamos hasta que amanezca y el vampiro se vaya a dormir, ya no podremos hacer volver a tu esposa a su estado normal, así matemos al vampiro.
-Entiendo viejo.
Los dos hombre comienzan la misión de rescate, el viejo Moncho va por delante y Jaime atrás cubriéndolo, suben las escaleras con cuidado, asegurando cada paso que dan, revisando cada puerta, al fin dan con la puerta de la habitación principal, la del enorme espejo de pared a pared donde Vlad rapto a Sarita, Moncho le hace señas a Jaime de que vigile, el viejo ex cazador, ahora convertido en trailero tiene el presentimiento de que es allí, revisa palmo palmo la habitación victoriana, dan con una palanca escondida y la acciona, una puerta oculta se abre en el inmenso espejo, quedando al descubierto un pasadizo, Moncho entra de primero como siempre, Jaime lo sigue, el túnel es muy estrechó, muros de piedra plagados de telarañas se abren a su paso.
Luego de unos minutos de antar, el viejo y Jaime lográn llegar por fin a la cámara secreta de Vlad, en el centro de la habitación reposan 4 ataúdes sin tapa, Vlad esta al fondo, se regodea jugando con su nueva pupila, esta tranquilo, los estaba esperando, Sarita gruñe mostrándoles sus pequeños colmillos!!!, Moncho saca las cuentas,- Largo, el gerente, y Vlad, falta vampiro, Cuidado Jaime !!!- le grita a su compañero pero es demasiado tarde el cuarto vampiro aparece, es una vampiresa que los seguía por el túnel, los ataca por su espalda rápida y letal, golpeo primero al inexperto Jaime, el golpe es tan fuerte que lo mando a volar estrellandose contra uno de los sarcófagos, el joven perdio el sentido por el impacto, Moncho estaba en problemas, esta Vampiresa era mucho mas fuerte y rápida que largo y el gerente, mas de 150 años, tal vez 200 calculo el viejo ex cazador.
La vampira se abalanza contra el viejo con todo lo que tiene, este la repele formando una cruz con su escopeta recortada y su machete, la bestia retrocede, Mocho rompe la cruz y con el mismo movimiento le cercena un brazo, -BOOM BOOM !!!-, los dos disparos impactan en el costado de la vampiresa, una técnica que Moncho había desarrollado en su juventud como cazador de monstruos, en ese entonces nunca fallaba los disparos al corazón, -AARGG !!!- la Vampiresa grita y se retuerce por el dolor,Vlad se impacienta, suelta la de su nueva mascota que corre en auxilio de su compañera, Moncho no tiene tiempo de recargar, esta en desventaja solo con el machete y sin balas se prepara para combatir a ambas bestias, - Fuuuuuuuuuit !!!-.
El dardo silva en el aire dando en el cuello de Sarita, Jaime se despertó justo a tiempo para dejar fuera de combate a su esposa vampira!!!, Sarita se desploma inconsciente, la otra Vampiresa vuelve atacar con un solo brazo,- bang, bang, bang - por la espalda recibe los disparos en el corazón, de la magnun de Jaime, el viejo completa la faena cortándole la cabeza con un giro marcial, - Recarga viejo, yo te cubro!!!-, le grita Jaime, -bang, Bang, bang!!!-, el muchacho disparaba sus ultimas tres alas cuando Vlad los ataca iracundo, llego hasta Jaime en un segundo, de un golpe lo mando a volar contra el muro de piedra quedando inconsiente por segunda vez.
Moncho levanta su escopeta recortada para volarle el pecho a Vlad, pero el Vampiro fue mucho más rápido, ya estaba sobre el, de un fuerte y certero golpe le vuela el arma, la escopeta recortada cae unos metros mas allá, Vlad siente el ardor en su mano, el metal del arma estaba santificado!!!, el viejo Moncho contraataca solo con su machete, pero Vlad saca una espada deteniendo la acción de corte de su rival, ambas armas se cruzan echando chispas en un duelo de fuerza que evidentemente esta ganando el Vampiro sobre el viejo, a Moncho solo le queda un recurso, pero tiene ambas manos ocupadas, su escopeta esta muy lejos, Vlad lo empuja haciendo que retroceda hasta la pared, ya no hay a donde ir.
Vlad sintiéndose ganador lanza un ataque con sus colmillos, a Moncho no le queda otra opción que soltar su machete para evitar la dentellada mortal, el viejo cae al suelo, golpeado, cansado y sin armas, esta practicamente vencido.
-Eres duro viejo, ¿quien demonios eres?.
-Moncho es mi nombre engendro de la noche!!!-, Vlad se echa para atrás de la impresión, cualquier Vampiro importante ha escuchado el nombre de Moncho una leyenda, un mitico cazador de Monstruos y Vampiros!!!, que se suponía estaba muerto, pero en realidad solo se habia retirado.
-Que honor para mi vengar a tantos vampiros caídos por tu mano, hoy sere yo el que te corte la cabeza viejo cazador!!!.
-Bang, bang, bang- Jaime recupero el sentido justo a tiempo, no desaprovecho la ventaja, descargndo su magnun en la espalda de Vlad, el viejo Moncho aprovecho el momento, sacó una pequeña arma que escondía en sus pantalones, -bang, bang!!!- dos disparos certeros le volaron los testiculos a Vlad!!!, el vampiro se retuerce y chilla como una niña del dolor!!!, Moncho se levanta y se lanza por su escopeta, Vlad recupera el control y va por el, el viejo se voltea justo cuando lo tiene encima,-BOOM BOOM!!!-, directo a su corazón, esta vez el viejo cazador no falla. Vlad cae de rodillas con un hueco enorme en su pecho, Moncho busca su machete con la vista pero no esta donde lo vio caer, -ZAAAAAAS !!!-, por la espalda, Jaime completaba la faena decapitando al vampiro con el machete santificado del viejo.
-¿Estas bien viejo Moncho ?.
-Coff, coff, debo tener al menos 4 costillas rotas, rápido levanta a tu mujer tenemos que salir de aquí lo antes posible.
Enseguida comienza a temblar, las paredes de la vieja casona, los techos, los pisos, se desmoronan, tienen solo unos segundos antes de que toda la construcción les caiga sobre sus cabezas, los poderes de la oscuridad mantenían aquella guarida de vampiros en pie mas por artes non santas, que por ingeniería, Mocho, Jaime y Sarita logran salir justo a tiempo, antes de que la casa se desmoronara encima de ellos, afuera estaba amaneciendo los primeros rayos del Sol despuntaban en el horizonte, la bella durmiente Sarita, abre sus ojos una vez mas, Jaime estalla de alegría abrazándola.
-¿ Estas bien amor?-, Jaime la revisa la boca, los pequeños colmillos han desaparecido, Sarita parece indemne.
-¿ Que Carajos paso Jaime, que paso ?, recuerdo que vi a un tipo sentado en la cama detrás de mi en la habitación y después de eso no recuerdo nada mas!!!.
-Amor cuando te cuente lo que paso no me lo vas a creer, el viejo Moncho y yo.
-¿Cual viejo?-, Jaime se voltea buscando a Moncho.
-HOONK, HOONK!!!-, el viejo trailero accionaba la bocina de su camión como despedida, mientras se alejaba del lugar, dejaba a la pareja de recién casados a salvo lista para coninuar su camino y tener por fin su luna de miel.
Fin.
Epílogo:
9 meses después, Sarita y Jaime salían de la maternidad cargando a su bebe, los padres de ambos les acompañabana, Sarita había dado a luz a su primogénito, un niño fuerte y sano, los abuelos estaban algo molestos ya que ninguno de sus nombres fue considerado para nombrar al bebe.
-¿Ramón!!!?, pero que nombre tan feo le pusiste al niño-, dijo la madre de Sarita.
-Lo van a bulear en la escuela toda la vida, llamándolo monchito, monchis, chito!!!-, dijo la mama de Jaime.
-Le dirán MONCHO!!!-, dijeron al mismo tiempo los orgullosos padres del bebe.
Una vez afuera el nene comenzó a llorar desconsoladamente, Sarita se apuro a cubrirlo bien con una manta, un descuido de su parte, el doctor le había informado que el niño a pesar de estar completamente sano, con una talla y peso por encima de la media, tenía un pequeño problema, habia nacido con una extraña intolerancia a la luz solar.
In English:
honeymoon 2 (Final)
The old trailer returned from his truck with a small box in his hands, he opened it, it contained a couple of tranquilizer dart guns with several shots, he gave one to Jaime and he took the other.
-Excuse me, with so much hustle and bustle I haven't even asked your name, my name is Jaime, and what the hell are we going to do with these dart guns?
-A pleasure Jaime, everyone calls me Moncho, they are tranquilizer darts for elephants, a normal person would be knocked out for 2 or 3 days, for a full-fledged vampire it would be like receiving a mosquito bite, but luckily your wife has less 1 hour after being converted, it will knock her out for a while so she won't try to kill you while we go for the vampire.
-Ok, we have to put her to sleep, good plan so we knock her out without hurting her!!!.
-Exactly Jaime, you must bear in mind that up there we are not going to meet your precious, beautiful and young wife, we will fight against another vampire from Vlad's entourage, he has total control over her now,
she will defend him with claws and fangs.
-Damn old man, and what will be the plan up there, to locate his coffin and drive a stake into his heart?
-To our bad luck, that was the plan if we weren't trying to save your wife, if we wait until dawn and the vampire goes to sleep, we won't be able to make your wife return to her normal state, even if we kill the vampire.
-I understand old man.
The two men begin the rescue mission, old Moncho goes ahead and Jaime behind covering him, they climb the stairs carefully, taking every step they take, checking each door, finally they find the door of the main room, the one with the huge Wall-to-wall mirror where Vlad kidnapped Sarita, Moncho signals Jaime to keep an eye on him, the old ex-hunter, now a trailer driver has a feeling it's there, he checks every inch of the Victorian room, they find a hidden crowbar and he activates it, a hidden door opens in the immense mirror, revealing a passage, Moncho enters first as always, Jaime follows him, the tunnel is very narrow, stone walls riddled with cobwebs open up in his path.
After a few minutes of singing, the old man and Jaime finally manage to reach Vlad's secret chamber, in the center of the room lie 4 coffins without lids, Vlad is in the background, he rejoices playing with his new pupil, he is calm, I was waiting for them, Sarita growls showing them her little fangs!!!, Moncho takes out the accounts,- Largo, the manager, and Vlad, there's no vampire, Watch out Jaime !!!- he yells to his partner but it's too late the fourth vampire appears She is a vampire who followed them through the tunnel, she attacks them from behind fast and lethal, she hit the inexperienced Jaime first, the blow is so strong that she sent him flying, crashing against one of the sarcophagi, the young man lost consciousness due to it. impact, Moncho was in trouble, this Vampiresa was much stronger and faster than long and the manager, more than 150 years old, maybe 200, the old ex-hunter calculated.
The vampire rushes at the old man with everything he has, he repels her forming a cross with his sawed-off shotgun and his machete, the beast backs down, Mocho breaks the cross and with the same movement cuts off an arm, -BOOM BOOM!! !-, the two shots hit the vampire's side, a technique that Moncho had developed in his youth as a monster hunter, back then he never missed shots to the heart, -AARGG !!!- the Vampiress screams and twists Because of the pain, Vlad becomes impatient, he lets go of his new pet who runs to the aid of his partner, Moncho does not have time to reload, he is at a disadvantage only with the machete and without bullets, he prepares to fight both beasts, - Fuuuuuuuuuit! !!-.
The dart whistles through the air hitting Sarita's neck, Jaime woke up just in time to knock out his vampire wife!!!, Sarita collapses unconscious, the other Vampiress attacks again with one arm,- bang, bang, bang - he is shot in the back in the heart, from Jaime's magnum, the old man completes the task by cutting off his head with a martial twist, - Reload old man, I'll cover you!!!-, Jaime yells at him, - Bang, Bang, Bang!!!-, the boy was shooting his last three wings when Vlad attacked them angrily, he reached Jaime in a second, with one blow he sent him flying against the stone wall, leaving him unconscious for the second time.
Moncho raises his sawed-off shotgun to blow up Vlad's chest, but the Vampire was much faster, he was already on him, with a strong and accurate blow the weapon flew off, the sawn-off shotgun fell a few meters away, Vlad felt the burning in his hand, the metal of the weapon was hallowed!!!, the old Moncho counterattacks only with his machete, but Vlad pulls out a sword stopping the cutting action of his rival, both weapons intersect throwing sparks in a duel of strength that is obviously The Vampire wins over the old man, Moncho only has one resource left, but he has both hands full, his shotgun is very far away, Vlad pushes him making him go back to the wall, there is nowhere to go.
Feeling the winner, Vlad launches an attack with his fangs, Moncho has no choice but to drop his machete to avoid the fatal bite, the old man falls to the ground, beaten, tired and without weapons, he is practically defeated.
-You are tough old man, who the hell are you?
-Moncho is my name spawn of the night!!!-, Vlad backs down from the impression, any important Vampire has heard the name of Moncho a legend, a mythical hunter of Monsters and Vampires!!!, who was supposed to be dead, but in reality he had only retired.
-What an honor for me to avenge so many vampires fallen by your hand, today I will be the one to cut off your head old hunter!!!.
-Bang, bang, bang- Jaime recovered his senses just in time, he did not miss the advantage, unloading his magnum on Vlad's back, old Moncho took advantage of the moment, took out a small weapon that he hid in his pants, -bang, bang !!!- two accurate shots blew Vlad's testicles away!!!, the vampire writhes and screams like a girl in pain!!!, Moncho gets up and lunges for his shotgun, Vlad regains control and goes for it , the old man turns just when he is on top of him, -BOOM BOOM!!!-, straight to his heart, this time the old hunter does not fail. Vlad falls to his knees with a huge hole in his chest, Moncho looks for his machete but it is not where he saw it fall, -ZAAAAAAAS !!!-, from behind, Jaime completed the task by decapitating the vampire with the hallowed machete of the old.
-Are you okay old Moncho?
-Cough, cough, I must have at least 4 broken ribs, quickly get your wife up, we have to get out of here as soon as possible.
Immediately it begins to tremble, the walls of the old house, the ceilings, the floors, crumble, they have only a few seconds before the entire construction falls on their heads, the powers of darkness kept that vampire den standing more By unholy arts, which by engineering, Mocho, Jaime and Sarita manage to get out just in time, before the house collapsed on top of them, it was dawning outside, the first rays of the sun were breaking on the horizon, sleeping beauty Sarita, opens her eyes once more, Jaime bursts with joy hugging her.
-Are you alright love?-,Jaime checks her mouth, the small fangs have disappeared, Sarita seems unscathed.
-What the hell happened Jaime, what happened? I remember that I saw a guy sitting on the bed behind me in the room and after that I don't remember anything else!!!
-My love, when I tell you what happened, you won't believe me, old Moncho and me.
-Which old man?-,Jaime turns around looking for Moncho.
-HOONK, HOONK!!!-, the old trailer honked the horn of his truck as a farewell, as he left the place, leaving the newlyweds safely ready to continue on their way and finally have their honeymoon.
End.
Epilogue:
9 months later, Sarita and Jaime left the maternity hospital carrying their baby, their parents were with them, Sarita had given birth to their firstborn, a strong and healthy child, the grandparents were somewhat upset since none of their names were considered to name the baby.
-Ramón!!!? What an ugly name you gave the child-,said Sarita's mother.
-They're going to bully him at school all his life, calling him monchito, monchis, chito!-,Jaime's mother said.
-They will call him MONCHO!!!-, the proud parents of the baby said at the same time.
Once outside the baby began to cry inconsolably, Sarita hurried to cover him well with a blanket, an oversight on her part, the doctor had informed her that the child despite being completely healthy, with a height and weight above the media, had a small problem, had been born with a strange intolerance to sunlight.
Las imágenes:
La portada: Zankyou.cl
El túnel: Wallhere.com
La vampira enojada: significadossuenos.com
Vlad enojada: hobbyconsolas.com
Sarita durmiendo: Freepik.com
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