Skyrestroom

One of the perks of Seoul Tower is getting a urinal with a view. For decades the presidents of Korea have stayed in that Blue house nestled in the background. There are no buildings around there and there is plenty of land for emergency helicopter landing or any other defensive measures deamed necessary. The plot of land is a really nice find and has protected Presidents in Seoul for generations.

From May a new president will be inaugurated. The new president has consulted with astrologers who advised him never to enter the current president house but to move to the current CIA headquarters. This will be comfortable for him seeing that was his office for a long time. However he seems to be oblivious to what it will take to move years of classified information out of one building and into another. He also seems to be oblivious to the fact that there are high rise apartment buildings hovering over the CIA building. It's no secret that this gives a very clear shot for snipers.

I don't blame the astrologers for giving this advice to the president elect. However I think the president should have enough sense to protect his own tiny little hiny.

This guy is single handedly bring comedy back to South Korea. I appreciate his contribution and ask that you pray for him not make things any worse than they have to be here. His name is pronounced Suckyoul Yoon. A name that will be remembered in history. Don't ask me how a guy named Suck You got elected president. People were willing to vote anyone who wasn't friends with China and North Korea and this man is no friend of China or North Korea. He's a straight shooting sun of a gun.

Spring a Leak

Well I'm finished getting peed off at the Blue house. Now it's time to talk about Spring. Tulips are in bloom here 🌷 and the days are warm. The jackets are all put away and the T-shirts are out. We spent half the day yesterday cleaning the air conditioning units. It looks like summer is coming on quick. When summer come my teeth act up. It is 2:30 now. Time to visit the dentist. It looks like I am going to have to get a root canal. I'd like to delay treatment until next week when I can get a day off from work but somehow my dentist thinks this thing should be done now. Spring can both joyous and painful 😂.

Maybe it's the pain killer that hasn't worn off yet, but I am pretty giddy and I think this is a good way to start the weekend.

I make a blog entry and make fun of myself and the president elect.

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Joy to the World

And if I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war
Make sweet love to you

Sing it now, joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun
I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
I said a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun