Multiple account disorder.

This study has taken well over 5 years, took onboard sites like facebook, steemit, hive and now here.

Multiple account disorder is a real condition.
If you suffer it all you need to do is repetitively slap each hand that tries to open another account on the same site.

This study that has taken a huge amount of spondoolies called money to make, a spondooly is AKA cash, has undergone intense scrutiny.

Today I present my final findings and can confirm wrist or hand slapping repetitively stops the syndrome.

Now if you ask @frot, or @lucylin, they will also confirm that hand or wrist slapping could help, but they may need further ass-istance, so you might have to slap their wrists for them.

• Other.

During the study it was noted that the use of taping hands together also stopped this self abuse. (Cable ties work also.)

• This syndrome is not to be confused with this one.

"Dissociative identity disorder."

"Dissociative identity disorder, previously known as multiple personality disorder, is a mental disorder characterized by the maintenance of at least two distinct and relatively enduring personality states. The disorder is accompanied by memory gaps beyond what would be explained by ordinary forgetfulness."

Link = https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder

If you have spotted any multiple account disorder sufferers it is in their best interest that they are helped with immediate slapping.

• Ways to slap.

The hands are the culprit so start with slapping them.
The head motivates this syndrome so a happy slap to the face may also help.

• Consult a specialist.

This part is very expensive and as the leading study expert you would have to consult me.

I am willing to provide all travel expenses for you to go and slap them any way you want, but you would first need to pay me double what it would cost to do so.

• Happy slapping.

This is terminology unheard of before.
I invented this as a form of release. It gets it out of your system.
Any form of happy slapping is considered okay as long as you enjoy and have a smile on your own face.

Officials of government may not agree, but as public "servants" your rights trump theirs.

• Trump (This is in no way any support for or a nudge to vote for him or any other political party.)

For all results of my study a fee will incur, it will be?

1 lettuce, 2 chickens (live) 1 dog not treated to Faucism and four slices of bread.

Have a superb day.

Happy slapping day.

The 30th of every month will now be happy slapping day, decreed by me.