Sing A Song In The Key Of M

I always wished I could rap since I knew nobody wanted to hear me sing.

Now I want to buy Marshall Mathers a Coke and teach him some harmony.

I am no Stan though a fan I was a man on a parallel plane a lifetime ago.

Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts

But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light joggin' and I've been running at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, and I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best but ops I'm white-chalkin' when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my god, it's him... not again!"

You know what the stork is bringing for real for real, Marshall?

I have the authority to loose or bind and investigated Buddy Hollly long enough to know somebody out there is going to have faith to take advantage of that.

I am no Stan but I can be your best friend here for a minute.

Meanwhile I continue to teach people how to sing the songs that aren't set to a catchy spellcraft sample.

Revelation Chapter 4. The 24 Elders New Song.

Revelation Chapter 14. A new song Only The 144,000 sealed servants can learn.

Revelation Chapter 15. Those who got the victory over the beast, and over his image, and over his mark, and over the number of his name. The martyrs of the tribulation inbound singing the song of Moses and the song of the Lamb.

There are four eternal destinies of man. Not two - saved and damned.

Men and women have different paths to Christ today.

The strongman is bound and the wicked can cross the lines at anytime.

Your rapture tickets out are lie. Something better is available.

How do I know?

I know the above songs.

Turns out being able to sing is a lot about your Key.

Maybe it wasn't magic after all, Em.

Maybe we should ask my Dre?

Everybody always seems to forget about him!

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Don't worry that it's not good enough
For anyone else to hear?

Public confession. Susan on Sesame Street was my first celebrity crush.

This stupid song is likely my first Spirit of prophecy counter meme.

Maybe Jack Black told Eminem about Baby Fist?

Some say this key was handed to me by a Michael AQuino operator.

Do I seem captured to you?