Question: What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?
Answer: The delivery.
What's your favourite Pizza Joke ? What's your Favourite Pizza ?
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My Favourite Pizza is the very simple Pizza Margherita (more commonly known in English as Margherita pizza) .... a typical Neapolitan pizza, made with San Marzano tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, fresh basil, salt, and extra-virgin olive oil.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza
Special Thanks to @stickupboys for all the extra slices of !PIZZA
I've been perfecting my homemade pizza-bread!
Is really a focaccia, but the bread here really sucks, so we make our own.
and pizzas too :-)
We are cooking our pizza on the BBQ with some maple and cherry wood chips for smoke… it tastes like Wood fired….
Please Note : we don’t put the wood chips on the pizza
mmm... tht could be a crunchy Northern Exposure pizza - the opposite of a Hawaiian.
In britain they used to fake strawberry and raspberry jams using burnt wood chips as ersatz seeds - plus sugar and beetroot soup to complete the fake-jam.
This is the pro tip. I'll need to add this to my repertoire.
I grew up on Chicago deep dish but today eat neapolitan. The trick for this pizza is to get the oven to 500 C. Then it cooks a fine crust. It's too hot to think about making a pizza.
Yeah… I go back and forth… some days I like the real Italian thin crust but every now and then I crave the thick rising crust. I also like the really greasy New York style … cheese and pepperoni… dripping with olive oil … you fold it over and eat like a panzerotti
I can make those at home. I start out with a thin pizza and after I put the toppings on I try to put it in the oven and everything gets turned over. That's a New York Pizza.
The hotter the better on that oven. I love those deep dish ones in the winter. They fill me up and warm me up too.
Yummy. Welcome back : D
I could go for one for breakfast. I wish our school didn't block every URL with blog in the title. This is going to be tricky.
We need a few Blurts with .com … .io …. .world …. .net … etc etc
I'm on world and it works fine except it won't display any pictures. That could be better for me in some ways. Blurt was such a regular part of my leftover time. It was as though I almost thought in blurt.
That's a lotta cheese :D
The 1st Chicago style deep dish pizza 🍕 I ever tried was the Chicago pizza place on the corner of M street and Wisconsin Ave in Georgetown, Washington DC after driving in from Baltimore Airport circa 1995 … along with a pitcher of draft. 🍺 …. Very memorable evening. Now I’m hungry for pizza 🍕 and 🍺
Resist the temptation. Eat seaweed!!
And a spinach stuffed pizza.
I've only been in Washingto once and I just ate whatever was served. I guess there are a lot of Embassies so the food in Washington must be good.
Yeah … lots of restaurants in Georgetown where we lived.
I can see why you moved to Canada. You must have had a lot of stress.
Well I told my wife we would only stay in Washington for 5 years…. and we wanted to have kids so we returned to Canada. I liked Georgetown a lot.
Well that makes you almost American.
As usual... just kidding.
Enjoy your weekend. (That part is very sincere.)
We love our pizza with an extra pepperoni and bacon, it can't be missed on it! Thank you so much for all that "cheese" that you're "delivering" in here haha!
Let's keep growing up! Long live the Pizza!
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Oh and my awful pizza joke is this one for the movie lovers out there.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie Hard.
I hear you groaning and smiling too my fellow Blurt users.
Ha ha ha …. Good one… post on https://ProofofBrain.io and I will give some POB and a slice of Pizza 🍕
I'm a big Hawaiian fan myself. A little ham, bacon and LOTS of pineapple. I think you know this but it must be proclaimed from the rooftops for those who don't know. Created by a Canadian too!
I do enjoy my Neapolitan from time to time. You need to find a real master to do these well and I don't mind paying a small fortune for one of these babies.
Yeah …. I like Hawaiian too… I see a lot of people complaining about Hawaiian pizza on Noise.Cash … but I just don’t care. I love it.
I asked the waiter, “Will my pizza be long?”
“No,” he said. “It’ll be round.”
I guess your waiter never visited this place …
Source: https://www.delish.com/food-news/a30644380/300-foot-pizza-fundraise-australian-bushfires/
Ha ha ha …. That is really good.
It's a pity I have never tasted pizza before, but I hope to buy that and taste using my blurt money.
What ????never tried pizza before ??? Do you have tomatoes or cheese there ? You take some flat bread sprinkle some cheese and add tomato 🍅 paste or even diced tomatoes … it’s delicious.
Wow, that easy to make at home? Never knew, but it is a pity for me that I have got none of those two at home to try it out.
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