Blurtconnect Games Season 2-week 2 - Open Mic Comedy - @merit.ahama Entry

Have you laughed today?

Okay, let me start from small, have you smiled today?

If yes, great! You're like 2 miles away from the doctor 😅 is that what it says? I can't remember but I do remember that laughter is a medicine so if you're sick, start laughing (Uncontrollably to nothing in particular works faster).

But if you've not smiled or laughed today, come closer and read now... Because at this point you're sitting close to a doctor that is going to inject your skin so painfully to get you well. I'm sure you don't want that so come and laugh now so that you will be well 😑

Yeah, I'm a laugh doctor and I want to cure you off your sickness with laughter.

Did you say you're not sick? But you said you haven't smiled or laughed today, that means only one thing to me as a laugh doctor "You're sick".

So ride with me to my laugh remedy for your sickness... I mean read with me 🤧

By the way, this is @merit.ahama for Team Free entering for the Blurtconnect Games season 2 week 2 edition... Open Mic Comedy

I will be sharing five original comedy of mine, trust me... You've never heard these jokes anywhere before so maybe you might want to get ready for what I'm going to come up with.

Did you read from the beginning?

Go back if you didn't, I said something very important before writing the jokes, you will need them for better understanding of the jokes. Yes, Go back!!!

My Five Original Comedy Jokes

Complain goes wrong

He seemed to always have a bad day, and always went home to complain to his cat. He lived alone and his only companion was his cat who kept listening to his rant everyday.

But today was different, he got home as usual and sat close to his cat, patting it on it's back quietly... The cat seemed relaxed and happy that there was no complain this time but the expected happened again.

He was like "Today was so bad for me" and the cat (Talking in reality) was like "Hey Bro, get a human to talk to!" I can't help you in anyway, just pat my back quietly please".

Confusion discussion

Greg: Hey Fred, how about we start going to parties (Even the ones we're not invited to) and maybe we would be lucky to find wives for ourselves? We've been single for too long.

Fred: Yeah and that way we can make your mother in law happy to see you, right?

Greg: No, I think my wife loves my mother in law more than me, I hate her so much... I want a divorce, can I?

Fred: Yes but you're not married yet. How can you divorce a lady you're planning to marry?

Greg: Maybe I'll just marry her tomorrow and get a divorce next tomorrow, what do you think? I think it's a brilliant idea though.

Fred: No, let's just go that party first... We will talk about this again.
They both left home for work as usual.

What I ordered vs what I got

It's almost prom day, every student has their wears ready but I'm yet to get mine and that is because I want mine to be the best.

I asked a popular fashion designer to make mine, I gave her the samples (Samples from far away country, I mean Paris) and she said she will make them even better than the samples I showed her.

I didn't want to rush her work so I decided to order for them a day to Prom day. My proposed prom gown finally arrived and I was so excited to open the package.

To cut long story short, I had to call her that it wasn't my order. The gown had a male shoulder style, I'm a lady! She forgot that.

The jealous Waitress

It's valentine's day and I'm still single like all the other valentine's day. I have to serve customers at the shop today, I hate my life!

At the shop, so many couple walked in to make their orders and I wrote them down so I don't forget any but I couldn't stop looking at how loving and happy they were all showing me. A couple even kissed in my front, I lost it immediately.

I drove all of them out of the shop and got myself fired to a lonely room (My worst life began).

Interviewing a villain

Interviewer: Why did you accept the villain role in the last movie you starred in?

Villain: Mum always told me that I'm a wicked soul, I was born wicked and no remedy to cleanse my soul.

Interviewer: Why did you kill the lead in the last movie you starred in? Like you killed him in reality on stage.

Villain: I just told you I am a wicked soul, I had to kill him professionally to be sure that he died... Mum would be so happy with me right now (Evil laughs hahaha)

And that is it for my comedy jokes and I hope I got to cure your sickness with laughter 😅 you might want to read again if you want to.

Team Free says thanks for laughing!!!

Team members
@merit.ahama
@judexex
@joelmaxwell

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