Jacob the cooper had 3000 chickens. One day he dreamed that he died and went to heaven. God told him that because he was righteous he would return in the next incarnation as a chicken... after some time he returns to the coop and one of the chickens recognizes him..... all the chickens clap their hands And they shout "Yaakov the cooper! Jacob the cooper!..." They make a barbecue and bring Grigos... the morning after Jacob goes outside with all the chickens and they tell him that he has to sit down and lay 8 eggs a day. He asks to be taught how to lay and they tell him that he has to press hard and it comes out ....He starts and they cheer him on "Yaakov the cooper! Jacob the cooper!!" and he is pushing and pushing and he lays one, lays two and they continue to shout and cheer and he lays about 80 eggs.... Suddenly Jacob feels a touch on his shoulder and hears his wife: "Yaakov wake up, you are shitting All over the bed..."
