Some mornings are better then others

in meme •  3 years ago 

Most people like to start their morning with coffee and breakfast.
I like to start mine with a fire fart held inside from the night before.

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They say holding it in gives you brown eyes because you become full of sheeeat...I disagree, It makes you full of poop if you do not light it on fire to help with global cooling.

Save an iceberg from freezing by lighting your farts on fire.
Thanks

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Omfg 😅😅😅😅😅😅this cracked me up😂😂😂

Good Good...glad you had some fun.

This is defo the most random post I’ve seen today 🤣

did it make you laugh or ...?

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Pro Tip: If you collect the methane, you produce your own fuel.

ohhhh yesss you are so right....time to find those pop bottles...oh wait did they ban all the plastics????