Before Kathy stole Oatmeal's bike, there was already melting going on in some other ways if you know what I mean. Nicholas Cage called. He said he wanted his face back. I said I was having too much fun letting it melt off my face. Spice Girls called. They said tell me what you want, what you really really want.
I would rather melt April.
Melting Oatmeal
Oatmeal Daily - 2023-03-01 - Wednesday | Published in March of 2023