Disneyland 1992. Hagg Lake 1993. Astoria Columns 1994 or whichever year it was. Later on got lost at the high school. After that, the first female I slept with who died. After that, Tiffany Cumbo was victim number three. After that, Woof. After that, I lost my Dick. After that, I lost my Hawk. I lost my jobs. I lost Hawaii. I lost WOLBI. I lost New York. I lost California. I lost West Virginia. I lost my soul in prison. I lost my rights to my image and likeness to Comcast & NBC when I signed a contract with them. I lost Kathy Bike, Leaf Pagoda, Zizi, Anna Barbie, Anna Hanoi, Circle K, Remi Cafe, Dai Trinh, Blake Webb (who I didn't kill), Sharon Clayton, Farmer Hanna, Jennifer Moore, Sawyer Frye, Adam Wills, Kells, Daniel Grout, Dead Wing Dork, iJustine, and God knows what else over the years.
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Oatmeal Daily - 2023-02-26 - Sunday | Published in February of 2023