by @offgridlife on offgridlife
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Canadian Satoshi Nakamoto plans to buy the USA with a few Bitcoin.
Oh Canada !
[Verse]
Canada, oh Canada, with a twinkle in your eye,
You bought up all the Bitcoin, for a price a bit too high.
In five short years, the deed is done, you struck a sweet embrace,
Bought the USA, my dear, and gave it quite the place.
[Chorus]
In 2030's golden glow, with Bitcoin in your hand,
You turned the USA into your lovely Southwest land.
From sea to shining sea, the deal was quite a score,
Now Southwest Territories, oh, the world could ask for more!
[Verse 2]
The Rockies sang, the Rockies danced, to see this ledger change,
And all the prairies whispered, "My, this world could be so strange."
Quebec had laughed, British Columbia grinned,
Now both our lands in Bitcoin bloom, our fates perfectly pinned.
[Chorus]
In 2030's golden glow, with Bitcoin in your hand,
You turned the USA into your lovely Southwest land.
From sea to shining sea, the deal was quite a score,
Now Southwest Territories, oh, the world could ask for more!
[Bridge]
Mounties riding through the streets of New York, Niagara Falls turned red,
Oh, how the world had spun around, and how the tale had spread.
Toronto to Miami, such a union neat and fine,
Our hearts combined in Bitcoin bloom, with love in every line.
[Verse 3]
Maple syrup flows in streams where once the Mississippi roared,
And kindness fills the desert air, a friendship that's adored.
With ten sweet coins, a future paved, our paths in harmony,
Canada, oh Canada, in Bitcoin, found destiny.
The USA corporation has already rolled Canada into the North American Union afaik, so sovereignty was lost long ago imo
Nope. Thanks to Trump Canada is moving away from USA …. Quickly .
We will soon stop shipping Oil, gas, lumber, Lithium, Electricity and anything else
Ouch, so your gdp/sales going down should mean a substantial downturn in your stock market and economy (assuming the inflationary bail-outs come to an end).
The increased local supply (of oil, gas, lumber etc) with decreasing demand will increase layoffs and draw the Canadian economy down even further.
I think the deflationary (lack of product demand and ability for consumers to buy non-essentials) period is coming to an end this year.
Lack of demand for the Canadian dollar will be inflationary as well.
Tariffs will tax consumers even more.
Everyone worldwide needs to prepare for hyperinflation imo. Then the hard landing, then starvation and people screaming to their government "please government save us!", then their CBDC "solution" and the a.i. takeover... Just spit-ballin here :)
Solution?
Just leave the system. Turn off our tv's. Befriend our neighbors. Produce our own food, water, energy and quit using their money. Stop supporting their beast system by voting for it. Every time someone votes for government, we all get a LOT more governance. Peace, Love, Agorism and Permaculture FTW (imo).
Yeah ... Go off the grid and just grow all your own stuff....
Pretty soon all you will need is Blurt.