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Suddenly, a story came to mind.
I met many years ago with one girl, one day she came to me and tells me, further on her behalf.
A friend told me about a very strong psychic, they say that it helps a lot, it improves everything, it heals, and you also need to go to him. You said that the back sometimes aches. I decided to go today.
I come to the address, a typical Khrushchev building, fourth floor, two-room apartment. The magician opens. It turned out to be a thin, pimply-faced man in his thirties. We greeted each other and he led me into a room where the floor of the wall was hung with various diplomas. Some kind of intergalactic academies and so on.
The magician pointed to the couch and said: undress and lie down.
A friend in general without any particular complexes, especially like a doctor, well, she undressed and lay down.
The magician began to feel his back and says:
-Your coccyx needs to be corrected, so your back hurts. Did you fall on your ass?
-Yes, I skated and fell a lot while I was studying.
- Well, you need to relax.
girlfriend to him:
- You are an expert, relax!
-For a woman to relax, she needs to get an orgasm!
- Should I invite my boyfriend?
And then the mage says:
-Am I not a man?
After these words, the friend got up, got dressed and left.