What Your Pig Says About You When You're Not Home

in life •  3 years ago 

Yes, your pig actually talks about you when you’re not home. But they’re cool about it. They are not judgmental because they’ve been on that side of the fence before and well, it’s not cool. So, they do talk about you. But only the good stuff.
Pigs are intelligent, affectionate and make really good pets. They have a lot of traits that we humans share with them, which makes it easy to understand what they’re saying when they grunt or snort or squeal in your face (I know this because my husband is a pig farmer).
When you take into consideration all the things they can do, they really are very smart animals: So they understand that gossiping and slander are very bad things. They don’t gossip about each other and they would certainly not tell all your neighbors about what goes on in your bathroom, for instance. No, sirree.
You don’t have a pig, you say? Let me check my notes. Oh yes, I meant to say what your DOG says about you when you go to work. Yes, that’s what I meant.
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