I will, if someone sucks me toooooo quick, but the usual offender regards sex crimes is @frot, and @lucylin is a complete pervert, I dare say they have both been reported to the blurt council of offended people.
Unsure, as I know my own sexual past, but have limited ideas about his, so I will say I am a virgin, and he is a sex god, just because he paid me £50 to say it.
Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhh.....we don't talk about hive tokens here...
@jerkoff a virgin? ...lolol ---you haven't seen all the time he spends around those pipes...he pretends he'd doing mechanicing, but we all know what he' upto behind his garage doors.
He's not called the 2 stroke fetishist, for no reason...
Oh yes, he is, but he also reported me with the same accusations 😅😂🤣
Now the question is, who is more pervert than the other. . . ( i claim its him . . .considering his past. . .)
Unsure, as I know my own sexual past, but have limited ideas about his, so I will say I am a virgin, and he is a sex god, just because he paid me £50 to say it.
Oh, he is. . . But he paid me in a different way to be able to say that. . .
You are virgin? Hope someone will fix that on the bali sex trip. . .
"bali sex trip. . ." who said it was a sex trip? Not I, I only said bring lube if "you" need it.
LoL, you are ruining my fantasy 😅😂🤣
Never mind. Not coming anyways. . .@lucylin is boring and wanna stay at home.
All the really exciting stuff happens at home.....
My stamp collection and up-to-date train times schedules, can attest to this fact !
Ok that is funny!
....that's nothing, you should see my collection of stones...(but it'd probably be too much excitement).
Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhh.....we don't talk about hive tokens here...
@jerkoff a virgin? ...lolol ---you haven't seen all the time he spends around those pipes...he pretends he'd doing mechanicing, but we all know what he' upto behind his garage doors.
He's not called the 2 stroke fetishist, for no reason...
Hive tokens. . .right.
I was trying to throw them of the scent....
50 blurt ! ....not fifty quid !...
Liar, my wallet says different, guilty, send him down.
lololol
I'm starting to get really offended now !!!...
My good name is being dragged though the mud !! ...(and not in a 'two nubile girls, bikini clad, wrestling ' kind of way)...
And let me tell you, there's nothing perverted about opening up a....oh ... hang on a minute......let me get back to you.....
You dont have no 'good name'. . .
If offends me that you think you do. . . .
I don't?...I though I was seen as the steadfast pillar of the community...oh, bugger...
it offends me, that you're offended...
One day you two will "get a room"
...get your head out of the sewer.....lol
......anyways, why just a room ?.....a full house offers so many more opportunities....
I thought we were ok in the garden with the snakes. . .
We are sitting right next to each other and typing messages back to you pretending we are on the other side of the world. . .
I take offence at that !.....for some reason....but I'm not a liberty to tell you what the reason is. - because don't wanna.
I never knew there was a council of offended people...Can I join ? (as chairman)
I am offended by you being offended.
I'm positivly shaking at you being more offended than me - soooooo fucking offensive...
Al-kai-blurter !
Unsure what you mean, I am now offended, because! and will have to upvote my own comment, to cement my position.
terrorisit ?- alqueeda - alkaiblurter...oh do catch up !