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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

That was quick. . .

So, whos gonna report who today for sexual harrasement ?!?!?!

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I will, if someone sucks me toooooo quick, but the usual offender regards sex crimes is @frot, and @lucylin is a complete pervert, I dare say they have both been reported to the blurt council of offended people.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

@lucylin is a complete pervert

Oh yes, he is, but he also reported me with the same accusations 😅😂🤣

Now the question is, who is more pervert than the other. . . ( i claim its him . . .considering his past. . .)

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Unsure, as I know my own sexual past, but have limited ideas about his, so I will say I am a virgin, and he is a sex god, just because he paid me £50 to say it.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

and he is a sex god

Oh, he is. . . But he paid me in a different way to be able to say that. . .

You are virgin? Hope someone will fix that on the bali sex trip. . .

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

"bali sex trip. . ." who said it was a sex trip? Not I, I only said bring lube if "you" need it.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

LoL, you are ruining my fantasy 😅😂🤣

Never mind. Not coming anyways. . .@lucylin is boring and wanna stay at home.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

All the really exciting stuff happens at home.....
My stamp collection and up-to-date train times schedules, can attest to this fact !

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhh.....we don't talk about hive tokens here...

@jerkoff a virgin? ...lolol ---you haven't seen all the time he spends around those pipes...he pretends he'd doing mechanicing, but we all know what he' upto behind his garage doors.
He's not called the 2 stroke fetishist, for no reason...

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Hive tokens. . .right.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I was trying to throw them of the scent....

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

50 blurt ! ....not fifty quid !...

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Liar, my wallet says different, guilty, send him down.
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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

lololol

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I'm starting to get really offended now !!!...

My good name is being dragged though the mud !! ...(and not in a 'two nubile girls, bikini clad, wrestling ' kind of way)...

And let me tell you, there's nothing perverted about opening up a....oh ... hang on a minute......let me get back to you.....

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

You dont have no 'good name'. . .
If offends me that you think you do. . . .

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I don't?...I though I was seen as the steadfast pillar of the community...oh, bugger...

it offends me, that you're offended...

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

One day you two will "get a room"
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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

...get your head out of the sewer.....lol

......anyways, why just a room ?.....a full house offers so many more opportunities....

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

We are sitting right next to each other and typing messages back to you pretending we are on the other side of the world. . .

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I take offence at that !.....for some reason....but I'm not a liberty to tell you what the reason is. - because don't wanna.

I never knew there was a council of offended people...Can I join ? (as chairman)

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I am offended by you being offended.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I'm positivly shaking at you being more offended than me - soooooo fucking offensive...

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Al-kai-blurter !

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Unsure what you mean, I am now offended, because! and will have to upvote my own comment, to cement my position.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I'm reporting you, I think.....(do you have a link ?)

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Yes, this should work: www.sensitivesnowflakes.com

If you click the top left corner, there is a direct link to my name , and for yours, as a matter of fact.
Then you can choose whether its sexual harrassment or 'other' reasons to report .
Let me know if you have any issues.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I have lots of issues...

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

We know, counseling costs £7k, I like that amount, a lot.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

i'm sure that fifty blurt covered it...