I will finish my series regards the world and future after a week off.
In the meantime I will offer up 5000 blurt in 1000 blurt times 5 delegations for a month or more to new users on here, the rules are very few.
- You can not nominate yourself.
- .2. It has to be a new user that joined within the last month or two that has very little blurt power.
- .3. To nominate someone you need not upvote this post, but you will need to reblurt it or share it to get people to join in.
- .4. Explain why you think they need it.
And it is as simple as that.
Blurt news.
I am slightly amused yet shocked that themarkymark made an appearance on here yesterday and meme'd me into boredom. (I assume he has lost the ability to type and was lost anyway, sort of fell out of the hive into the bitter blurt as he calls it, he seems to like toxic more than slightly bitter, stay away from lemons and keep on with the cupcakes. Plus he also seemed confused as there is no down-vote button, bless, he may need help tying his shoelaces next.)
I am equally shocked that @lucylin our resident psychologist did not grasp the opportunity to Analise our random visitor or for that matter our resident expert regards anatomy @frot, just in case, you can find him here, clearly confused and not knowing what he is doing here https://blurt.blog/justice/@ajerkoff/shackled-minds-themarkymark-350bhp-a-builder-bi-fuel-tri-fuel
Number one the the @blurt salty bitch charts.
You heard that correct, themarkymark smashed all blurt records this week as his hit "down-vote this bitch" hit number 1 in the salty bitch charts at the first time of asking, big up thesmarmybastardmark and con-gratulations for hitting the top spot in the charts 💩, number 1, just imagine the fame and notoriety that this will give him, journalists will be hunting him down for photo opportunities.
The B side of this vinyl masterpiece is entitled "suck my entitled balls sucker."
Here is that number 1 courtesy of @famigliacurione who is responsible for compiling the charts and recording sales of artists (even toss artists)....
@rycharde is in the news as he is moving house and it is said he is going bald due to the stress and pulling his hair out, but with a beard he will still have hair, but like like an upside down head, think Mr potato head but upside down.
We wish him every success with his move all the same.
And that folks is the roundup of blurt news apart from.👇
Some hot entries are in for best writer of the week, we have 2 top entries, 1 is @perceptualflaws and the other is @richq11, I hope you check them both out and decide which one is number 1 this week.
Have a superb weekend, spread some positive vibes, it is positive week, by order and by decree of me, I have mandated it, without a man date I may add, I leave that to @frot. 😂
I painted the wheels today, that photo is just because.
Love this post. Covers a nice range of topics. I almost felt like I was reading a blurt news wrap-up report. Lots of fun. I'm just constantly impressed with how many people the #8 witness on Hive has managed to offend and turn against Hive. Maybe I was the straw that broke the camels back, really can't know for sure, but as @frankbacon mentioned to me once, it was just a matter of time before they pissed off a large enough number of people with their corrupt down-votes for the tide to turn against them.
Yes they made their own bed and made it bad, good riddance to bad rubbish.
I've mentioned IT Several times.
Several 🤬🥓
Very True! ;) 🥓🥓🥓
My Ass Hurts Productions is pumping out plenty of Toss Artists this week! Dominating the Charts with one-shit wonders! 💩
On to more positive things, I came across this chap today, and he seems like a positive newcomer to the platform! So he gets my nomination! 😊
https://blurt.blog/introduceyourself/@hayat90/my-identity
1st nomination, nice 1, will sort it tomorrow when back from finishing repairing the barn.
lol - i never saw it....
I've only had one run in with mr no personality.
I called him an idiot back in the steem days (just the once)
His reply was 'that was a dick move' (which it was, tbh).
After that he never interacted with me.... bless.
( the term 'uber uber uber fragile ego come to mind)
I listened to him on the hivefest bizzaro virual meet, and listened to him doing some stand up jokes.
It was only then that i dubbed him mr no personality.
....it's physically painful to listen to him, trying to tell jokes - if you ever feel like self flagellating - log on and listen - the pain is immense.
Thanks for the heads up though - I'll add him to my follow list.....
(the midwit czar mounts up and says...'I'm not a fucking hussar, I'm a goddamn czar !)
Please advise on any more midwit infiltration - don't wanna leave 'em alone to grow and infest....platform degradation is not advised.
'go woke , go broke' - Or .....A midwit infested platform today, is a collapsing pile of shite, tomorrow....bless')
All he knows is how to meme you to boredom anyway :-)
Haha thanks for the shout dude - but I'm definitely not in competition with anyone. Well maybe myself. :D
Welcome bud, but it is my competition so there, na nahh na nahh nah. 😂
Awesome mate thanks and I hope you and family have a great weekend ahead
Dropped my daughter off with her nan at the train station earlier today, she is gone till Tuesday, feels weird to say the least. We finish the barn tomorrow then time for more seed planting, positive vibes week. Have a great weekend.
Thought she'd gone to Blighty!?
Obviously not, else you'd be having delusions.
Yeah, we're gonna go check on our saplings next week. Not that we can do much more than look at them. But they do need watering before the rains come... now... where are those chemtrails?
She refused to go to the UK, and is only away till Tuesday at a holy communion for her cousin who she has not seen for years as my wifes brother is a triple jabbed rona moron and refused to come here for my daughters one as we were unwashed because we were not mRNA lab rats.
oh, I've broken off contact with people - they said I was unclean, I said they were polluted. full stop.
Divide and rule works. But yeah, it's ok if they were pricked a month or more ago.
He would not even come to see his mother who lives over the road from our town apartment, she was homeless for a week when she fell out with her ex, he never even came then, we ended up buying her apartment from her ex, and the cheeky cunt (wifes brother) said when she dies he wanted half, I told him to go fuck himself, that is probably why he will not come within 200 miles, because I might strangle him.
Is the same or different cunt who squatted in your farmhouse!?
Same cunt, different location, got him out by locking the door to the coal room, and changed the lock on the barn where I keep the wood "I" chopped so he had to either buy it or chop it himself, free loading son of a bitch he is.
Hi, @ajerkoff,
Thank you for your contribution to the Blurt ecosystem.
Please consider voting for the witness @symbionts.
Or delegate to @ecosynthesizer to earn a portion of the curation rewards!
Thank you kindly.
I saw lots of posts about themarkymark. But don't know much about him because I am nota frequent hive user. Anyway I just started to read your other posts to see what conversations made by themarkymark in Blurt. Just for curious.
He is not a pleasant person, toxic and obnoxious more like.
Better not to meet him for me
Lol @markymark @pfunk WELCOME to BLURT...DOWN VOTE THIS!
lol.
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