22 features that make FRANK BACON unlike any others

in frankbacon •  2 months ago 

The features have helped the coNMAN gain such a cult following.

Most people know FRANK for its sleek and luxury electric Scars and its eccentric CHAINS, but some may not know the eclectic reTIRee are equipped with a plethora of features that you wouldn't find in any other...

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@frankbacon are engineered with a plethora of interesting features.
These include a bioweapon defense mode, sentry mode, and other hidden EasterN eggs.

She said the Secret Service was aware of the security vulnerabilities presented by the building Crooks took a sniper's position on to aim at Trump. However, a decision was made not to place any personnel on the roof.

"That building in particular has a sloped roof at its highest point. And so, you know, there's a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn't want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, you know, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside," she said.

From sentry mode to dog mode and even "car a oke." Here are twenty-two features that put BACON in a league of their own.

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1.Autopilot

2.Car a oke

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3.Bioweapon defense mode

"Inspired by the air filtration systems used in hospitals, clean rooms, and the space industry, we developed a HEPA filtration system capable of stripping the outside air of pollen, bacteria, and pollution," BACON says.

4.Touchscreen

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5.Streaming services

6.Web browser

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7.EasterN eggs

8.FAir suspension

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9.Sentry mode

10.Advanced parkinsons

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11.Superchargers

12.The key

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13.The app

14.Over-the-air updates

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15.Ludicrous Plus mode

16.PlaiN mode

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17.Dog mode

18.Fart mode

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19.The funk

20.Explicit lyrics barN

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21.Disintermediation

22.PANIC

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  ·  2 months ago  ·  

Actually im right about 12 monkeys


I made it to 2029 in the end 🥓

it's a chess game

  ·  2 months ago  ·  

It's time for people to pull their pants up in Government

  ·  2 months ago  ·  


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  ·  2 months ago  ·  

Crowdstrike
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Or crowd strike 🥓

  ·  2 months ago  ·  

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  ·  2 months ago  ·  

I've seen enough evidence...

We're Divided 🥓

  ·  2 months ago  ·  

It's all a scripted and contrived play/circus and a ritual...

There is a biblical ritual that involves applying blood to the top of the right ear, and to the right foot. Why did Trump's SHOES come off??? That makes zero sense.

This was a duping ritual for the People, and a religious ritual for Them, for One given the crown and scepter of Jerusalem.

The Trump Show (article): https://blurt.blog/blurt/@amaterasusolar/nvnrt-the-trump-show

  ·  2 months ago  ·  

"Trump is a narcissist, he only loves himself!" - The Liberals yell out.

This is why after TRUMP destroyed Biden (that walking vegetable) in that last debate, he thought, "I should put my life on the line, because I love me so much, by having a twenty year old dietary aide who works at nursing home with no experience in combat outside of clocking hours of COD in his parent's basement, shoot me in the face, but only in the ear, so it looks like I could have died. I will work with him night and day until the timing of my movements are so perfect, that no matter what the weather conditions are that day, I will survive and get a few more votes. I'll also have him shoot a few of my voters on stage, to make it look more realistic.""

Yeah I think Trump was plotting up something like that, makes sense.

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Did You know... There is a biblical ritual that involves applying blood to the top of the right ear, and to the right foot. Why did Trump's SHOES come off??? That makes zero sense, unless...

This was a duping ritual for the People, and a religious ritual for Them, for One given the Crown of Jerusalem.

Leviticus 8:23 And he slew it; and Moses took of the blood of it, and put it upon the tip of Aaron's right ear, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot.

  ·  2 months ago  ·  

I'm goin to the office..


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  ·  2 months ago  ·  

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Tic toK 🥓

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  ·  2 months ago  ·  

Co m e a t me b ro


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  ·  2 months ago  ·  

https://www.tmz.com/watch/2024-07-15-071524-thomas-matthew-crooks-1864324-813/

What I saw in that video is a girl flirting with a boy

That is NOT being bullied. I have been bullied! Being forced to get on your knees and crawl across a busy Broadway mid-afternoon pushing a penny with your nose repeating the line, "Beep Beep, I'm a Jeep!" "Beep Beep, I'm a Jeep!" Or getting tossed into a locker and having Steve school the janitor get you out. What about when you are just walking down the hall and 4 kids pick you up and toss you head first into a trashcan and kick it down a flight of stairs. Or when you are in the bathroom and someone stands behind you while your peeing and says, "I see your penis" and then they drag you to the stall shove your head into that dirty toilet and flush it over and over again until you choke on toilet water. Also when you are forced to stand on the table at lunch with your shirt off flexing while singing "Born to be Wild" at the top of your lungs as everyone laughs at you.

  ·  2 months ago  ·  

Bully mode

https://www.tmz.com/watch/2024-07-17-071624-matt-gaetz-1866020-202/

Or Bully move

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Tell your brother im done hacking the erf 🥓

  ·  2 months ago  ·  

It's amazing what they can accomplish when no one takes the credit.


or blame 🦉

  ·  2 months ago  ·  

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  ·  2 months ago  ·  

SIM City
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2.0

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On WEBB 3


Radio Shack 🥓

  ·  2 months ago  ·  

Was Joe Biden attacked with Covid to get him out of the race? Did someone else sign this letter? Is Joe able to speak publicly about his leaving the race? Where is Joe?

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  ·  2 months ago  ·  

Thats joes wife


Tge handwritting 🤬