jokes

What animal loves a baseball game?
A bat.
What did the Dalmatian say after finishing her breakfast?
That hit the spot.
What is black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed zebra.
Where is a cow's favorite place to go?
The mooooovies.
What do you call an alligator that solves mysteries?
An investi-gator.
Why didn't the frog park his car on the street?
He didn't want to get toad.
What's a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple.
What do ducks love to put in their soup?
Quakers.
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
He tasted funny.
What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice.
Space Jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite button on a keyboard?
The spacebar.
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full.
What do planets love to read?
Comet books.
What do Martians like to drink?
Gravi-TEA.
What is an astronaut's favorite meal of the day?
Launch.
Why did the alien go to the doctor?
He was looking a little green.
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