Yesterday was world vegan day. I don't really prescribe to celebrating the non-abuse of animals for one day a year. I try to subscribe every day so didn't do a post about it.
But then @frot did one instead but for a completely different reason. Of course it was to take the piss. All well and good but he should know half the memes he posted which I actually found very funny originally came FROM the actual vegan camp. Bet he didn't know that.
Yeh vegans love to take the piss out of themselves too. We are so used to having the piss extracted that we like to get in first.
So here's a little selection of our own memes. Not all of us are snowflakes ya know ;-) some of us are oldschool............................
This ones specially for @frot
Have a lovely vegan day oops right that was yesterday. Oh well.
Have a day then.........
I am not gonna argue with a vegan ,.. even so i could make this joke ,..:
A hungry one is a angry one ,.. as i know you can take it . ;-)
For months i am working on a longer fictional story ( 10 minute + read ) ,. mostly staring at it , improving things while it's not even half done . About a fictional made up society touching topics related to reality ,. comedy ,humor ,mocking in a double sided hidden way a lot of today's reality ,.. or any times reality .
Small detail ,. the fictional world is by nature 99% vegetarian or even vegan . Not by own choice , but because nature provided it in abundance . Who will face the dangers of hunting for meat when there are plenty banana's on the tree's ?
I needed to implement this fact to make more focus possible on other ridicules things . I can say , until now , half way in to the script ,. no negative remarks where made towards veganism . i also see a vegan society as a sign for the garden of Eden , witch i admit kind of use for a symbol on how it was before it all went wrong in my story ,.. I am half way ,. at the chapter civil war , the shit wars .
But terribly stuck on what kind of ending ,.. a good one but funny , or darkness and doom , dripping with sarcasm ?
And no i am not a vegan ,.. i am among the righteous eaters of flesh , my blood is hush , But if the garden of Eden returns , ill be willing to give that all up ,.. ill sit with the lions and eat bugs ,.
;-)
BTW ,. the story will probably not be first posted on blurt ,. and will take much more time ,.. don't worry ,. it's timeless ,.. , i have to solve some other stuff first to . I started following you on pocketnet , as blurt might not be made to last forever .
Happy vegan day ,.. today , tomorrow and all days after . ;-)
hahaha good one. Not seen that one before.
That’s defo my favourite vegan meme of all time along with let me see if I can find it
I believe ur right and the garden of eden is our ideal but no you would not eat bugs there either. Bugs are also living creatures which is why vegans don't eat honey either. I look forward to your story. You could have alt endings one happy and one sad? Let people decide themselves.
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soya latte? I'm an Americano myself ;-)
It’s a coconut latte. 👍🏻☕️ Here’s your Americano
LOL...good collection!
But why do vegans shove bread up birds arses?
They don't! Wherever did you get that idea?
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Do I really have to explain turkey stuffing to a meat eater? Jeez
Yes! - it's long time since I've had "stuffing" and I haven't even eaten any regular bread for 24 years so it's all a bit off my radar