Typical banter between GSgt "JC" Suankhularb and SSgt "Grin" Greinailko during ops on the BLU planet...
[See more of my NFTs on OpenSea: https://opensea.io/collection/orbitingoutliers, https://opensea.io/collection/isoc and https://opensea.io/collection/quaevolant]
Grin: "These new camis suck! Not only do they make us look like giant Smurf perverts, they f*ckin' moved the pockets on me. Now, I can't open the pocket I want before eyeballing it first!"
JC: "First off, these are called BDUs (Battle Dress Uniforms) now. And second, you got'ta admit, we blend right into the BLU planet's scenery, no?"
Grin: "Yeah, I guess. Speaking of the BLU planet, that Capt Azula is a f*ckin' hottie! I'd love to find out if she's a REAL BLU. Hehehe..."
JC: "Yo, man, she's an 'O'. Even if regs didn't prohibit relations between officers and enlisted within the same chain of command, she's way out of your league. I, on the other hand..."
Grin: "Get the f*ck out! You got nothin' on me and my six feet of 'primal green Man Tail'! Hehehe..."
JC: "You're forgettin' 'bout my 12 ft. wingspan of 'heavenly white orgasmic magic'!" (Lol)
Grin: "Ok, you got me there. Hey, is it true that really naughty girls REALLY dig angel wings?"
JC: "Only if they're over 6 ft. wide. Ahem! And might I remind you, mine are double that...Oh, and another thing about these 'BDUs', I hate it when we're ordered to 'stow it, not show it'. Everytime I have to pack my wings into the two-sizes-too-small quick release cover ensemble, they itch like a motherf*cker for two hours. After that, they go numb and it's a bitch getting circulation back into them later!"
Grin: "Quit your whining. At least you don't have to worry about a 6 ft., coiled and packed tail suddenly going up your ass!"
Without warning, JC stops, turns to face Grin and then...
Five minutes later, the spleens of both operators are begging their owners to stop laughing!
[Submitted for your amusement.]
May you and yours be well and loving life today.
In Lak'ech, JaiChai
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(JaiChai 17 Aug 2022. Simultaneous multi-site submissions posted. All rights reserved.)