— Blurt

Look at these Jezebel-Proof labia, Gentleman! These are some serious fake DSLs, Amiright?

And oh no, she has an instrument of death necklace on! GASP!

I have no earthly idea how this girl's claiming 'Judah' when she's clearly sporting Tribe of Dan motif tattoos.

Snakes and tiger cubs and bunnies, oh mah!

Does Daddy like pigtails?

Her Twitter says this, BAHAHA!!!

Celebrityzone? ROFLMAO!!! Yeah, Jezebel would NEVER have an email address like that. You right, Hoss.

This is QUITE the special Facebook filter.

IRL she just kinda looks like this:

She's gorge w/a black eye

Yikes.

Buzz, your girlfriend.

Woof.