by @offgridlife on offgridlife
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DOGE City Waltz
In the halls of bureaucracy, where papers stack high,
They say that Elon’s hatched a plan, oh my, oh my.
To swap the clerks and typists, the suits and their ties,
With robots from Mars and AI that's wise.
[Chorus]
Efficiency’s the goal, oh what a delightful dream,
Replace the red tape with a mechanized team.
No more waiting in lines, it’s a shiny new age,
Where Mars’ metal workers fill every government page.
[Verse]
Gone are the days of coffee breaks and chats,
Chrome companions now fill the bureaucrat’s hats.
No office gossip, no "how do you do?"
Just diligent digits, doing what they’re programmed to.
[Chorus]
Efficiency’s the goal, oh what a delightful dream,
Replace the red tape with a mechanized team.
No more waiting in lines, it’s a shiny new age,
Where Mars’ metal workers fill every government page.
[Bridge]
Imagine the benefits, the automation charm,
No human errors, no panic alarms.
With circuits and codes, streamlined and lean,
A government that’s perfect—or at least, so it’s seen.
[Verse]
Yet some folks wonder, with a hint of dismay,
Where’s the warmth and the soul in the cold, robotic sway?
Can AI understand the human touch,
Or does pure efficiency cost far too much?